theScrumdalorian (she/her)

AN #AGILE WORLD SATIRE
Hi Agiles! Follow me through my exciting life as a #ScrumMaster. Maybe we can learn from each other?

[Turing 42 @turing_42]

Fear, the path to the dark side is. Courage, you have? Do or don't there is no try, you live? Get2know you, we want. https://t.co/36lIAIpEm2 #May4th #Marketingjob #München #OMR22

[Turing 42 @turing_42]

#May4th be with you! Special, you are, everyone. Judge you by your size, we don't. #Marketingjob #München #OMR22 https://t.co/36lIAIpEm2

[Turing 42 @turing_42]

Freiheit, Du liebst? Nur frei, kreativ sein Du kannst? Bei Geek Space 9 Du sie finden wirst! https://t.co/Wg6bmlSDcK #May4th #Marketingjob #München #OMR22

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

"Do or do not. There is no try." - As well one of the things, that we learned from Master Yoda for our daily work. https://t.co/z9rTLE47Ll What did you learn from whom? #StarWars #Scrum // pic: The Walt Disney Studio

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

Happy St. Patricks Day ☘️ Do you join / do any activities? #weloveallcolors

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

A member from our #ScrumTeam radically changed their look (cut beard and hair) and we only noticed after more than one week (despite our dailies ...). Is this a good or bad sign?

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

Hey #Agile*s 🙋 it's me, your #ScrumMaster 🤓 I don't take away responsibilities from you or anyone in the #ScrumTeam but ensure being a #ServantLeader, helping you to reach your full potential. #noHero

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

Tired of eating alone, #Agile*s? Just don't! ☝️ You can also stay in close contact with your #ScrumTeam (and all other kinds of teams) with digital lunch meetings 🍽️

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

Hey #Agile*s 🙋 My job as a #ScrumMaster is not easy – but: I don't have to "fight" alone. The competent #ScrumTeam can always rely on each other 🤗 Thank you 💙

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

Ok, what was the sprint goal? Really, can't remember ... re-watch chapter 1 "Scrumdalorian – an agile world satire" https://t.co/pxTBua6M5o #Scrum #agile #ScrumMaster

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

Swapped my helmet for a Santa hat. 🤶 #Agile|s, have Happy Holidays!

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

#Scrumdalorian #agile value of the week: Together as a #Scrum Team exclusively FOCUS on your sprint and your goal. Don't let cats, beasts or Jedis dissuade you!

[Kerstin @KeHartmann]

Just to verify that: I just made myself some onion tea 😬 after not finding any ribwort in the garden. 😅

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

Hi Agiles 🙋 It's been a while since I've heard from Skeletor ... My creators are looking for a new #ProductOwner - for the real Geek Space 9 Team, not our "Red Button Project". https://t.co/mRwB9Jqkq3

[Turing 42 @turing_42]

🎃 👻 One Rogue like us prefers Trick AND Treat 😅 #HappyHalloween [original post by 38mo1 on mastodon]

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

How is that with you? Do you wear armor, or do you sometimes take down your shields in the core team? To be honest, I'm sometimes quite happy that I always wear a helmet (except among other Scrumdalorians - but this is another story).

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

Missed the 3:33h #AdaLovelaceDay stream from @pyladiesmunich @PyLadiesBer @PyLadiesHH @PyladiesK? We watched. Watch too, on https://t.co/f83cc3ppB3, incl. DIY vacuum robot, pattern matching in #python 3.10., negative applications of AI, colonial history in art as twitter-bot

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

Hi Agiles 🙋 Eliminating errors and hiding them prevents transparency and continuous improvement. Be #agile, make mistakes and most important: learn from them.

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

Hey Agiles 🙋 How was your start? Don't forget: you don't have to be born #agilenative – it's never too late to start #agile. Have a good week! #100daysofcode

[theScrumdalorian (she/her) @scrumdalorian]

New here or need a refresher? Watch all #Scrumdalorian chapters on our channel. https://t.co/eyZ68dKMFY #agile #Scrummaster