Amanda Davenport

Chef. achieved the gold catering mark award. Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.
✌peace, love and gin.

[ʂıusan ɠῳყŋŋ @liliaw1895]

From Ulysses, James Joyce:

#Bloomsday2018 #osculation

[Silent Movie GIFs @silentmoviegifs]

Born June 16, 1890: Stan Laurel
(Their Purple Moment 1928)

[Countess of Essex @CountessWEssex]

Having fully opened the aperture Lilly moves on to step four.

[The Wildlife Trusts @WildlifeTrusts]

Definitely the cutest arctic tern you'll see all day 🧡

[Countess of Essex @CountessWEssex]

The Count is about to come a cropper having spotted a couple of Guppys but Sid Swingle is ready to grab his tackle.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Anthony Bourdain revolutionized what it meant to be a celebrity chef, taking on food journalism and connecting cultures worldwide.

[Chris Cillizza @ChrisCillizza]

The suicides of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade this week are a reminder: No matter how successful, wealthy or seemingly happy you are, we all battle our own demons.

Reach out to one another. Destigmatize depression, addiction and anxiety.

We are all in this together.

[🟥🟧🟦Mi𝕤𝕤 M🟪⬜️🟩 @poppymoppet]

https://t.co/KoW9rAaxPU
#GaryBrooker #birthdayboy
Biggest selling single evvah! 🎹

[Amanda Davenport @scrummygrub]

@Ajax_Hake @YourFishingNews @AndPascoe @Jimmer28 @Cornishfpo @MSCintheUK Congratulations all!

[Countess of Essex @CountessWEssex]

PLEASE NOTE: Our gift shop will continue to sell key rings depicting the sheep, cows and horses on our farm but due to a misunderstanding with our suppliers the cock rings have now been removed. We do apologise for any embarrassment caused. Thank you.

[Food for Life @SAfoodforlife]

Planting seeds is a great way for children to learn where their food comes from. 🌿 Find out more about about our Early Years programme https://t.co/WGjETqfTcq

[Countess of Essex @CountessWEssex]

Would visitors please stick to the marked routes when visiting us as two female tourists walked past an open window earlier today and saw the Count standing naked within. This resulted in one of them having a stroke.....( but the other couldn’t reach ) . I thank you.

[Countess of Essex @CountessWEssex]

Halfway through the drinking contest Mandy needs assistance standing but Wilma has clearly had enough.

[Beth Chatto’s Plants & Gardens @BethChattoGdns]

It is with great sadness that we announce the death of Beth Chatto OBE VMH, the acclaimed gardener, writer and plantswoman.
Beth Chatto, born 27 June 1923, died peacefully at home with her family by her side, on the evening of 13th May 2018, aged 94. https://t.co/AmqYTwJyH2

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

You have to build up your stamina, you can't just rush into these things or you'll do yourself a mischief.

[Countess of Essex @CountessWEssex]

Flossy Phillips apologises to her neighbour once again for their faulty outside toilet.

[Max Ellis @maxellis]

Feeding time. Very hungry baby robins out there at this time of year! @BBCEarth @BBCSpringwatch @Natures_Voice @NaturalEngland @NatureUK @Visit_Richmond1 @TLTeddington

[Countess of Essex @CountessWEssex]

Ode to Spring

So Spring is now upon us
The birds are in the trees
The fields are full of lambkins
The flowers are full of bees

The Count is in our greenhouse
He has some seeds to sow
Which is why he’s got his dibber out
And is looking for a hoe.