Norbert Dentresswrangle

Thrower of balls for 3 beloved fur babies. From a time when Channel 5's "The Farm" could only have been a Roger Mellie cheese dream. Selwyn Frogitt clone.

[Norbert Dentresswrangle @scruth]

I'm a hairy Welshman lounging about on land stolen from the Silures, or possibly the Dobunni by the Romans so Italy owes me reparations, my pronouns are you fat bastard, and I’m here to tell you how to cut and paste into a new Word document.

[Norbert Dentresswrangle @scruth]

– this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats." Huxley

[Norbert Dentresswrangle @scruth]

"The surest way to work up a crusade in favour of some good cause is to promise people they will have a chance of maltreating someone. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behaviour “righteous indignation -

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair.

Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy.

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[Bob Ballard @bobballardsport]

Bettering Lordi’s ��Save Your Kisses For Me’ Sir Johnny’s version of Hard Rock Hallelujah. https://t.co/VAqZuwD1zL

[Norbert Dentresswrangle @scruth]

@RodneyMarshall1 Checking Wikipedia, might be Karen rather than Virginia, as Virginia was born in 1959 ? Pehaps I'm too interested in your posts and 80s 12"s.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Matt Berry (52 today) gave the greatest James Bond audition of all time. Just give him the goddamn role already.

[Norbert Dentresswrangle @scruth]

@OldRoberts953 @hellothisisivan Not the Nine O'clock News song ...

[Norbert Dentresswrangle @scruth]

@Ginger_Tucci It is a bit grim tho

[Norbert Dentresswrangle @scruth]

@Sandford_Police Could be a missing apostrophe and noun ?

[Norbert Dentresswrangle @scruth]

@dieworkwear Gotta love "thronproof" tweed. As worn by revolutionaries. Love your approach, and I'm not really a pedant.

[Norbert Dentresswrangle @scruth]

@TheSimonEvans Good to see Mr.Jetwash back on the bill

[Norbert Dentresswrangle @scruth]

@TheSimonEvans Unless it was to your DNAquest Ballan music

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

THIS is what beachgoers looked like in the 1970s.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

[Trevor Baxendale @trevorbaxendale]

This is why WHERE EAGLES DARE is a Christmas film.

First off, if a Junkers Ju-52 carrying Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood and a bunch of hand-picked commandos over the icy blue Bavarian Alps doesn’t give you Santa’s sleigh vibes, then I can’t help you.
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[Sir Graham Lister @Graham_Lister]

My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.

[Rodney Marshall @RodneyMarshall1]

Avon: In the unlikely event that we survive this, I’m finished. Staying with you requires a degree of stupidity which I no longer feel capable of.
Blake: Now you’re just being modest.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Middle-class women of a certain age to the south-west, Sir. A handful of 'em."

[Cameron Yarde Jnr @CameronYardeJnr]

I was watching 3rd Rock From The Sun with an appearance by William Shatner. Which made me watch his Twilight Zone episode again, then The Twilight Zone movie with John Lithgow again. A joke over 30 years in the making.