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hopeless. hopeful. i play with (redacted), magic beans and jpegs. mind not the memeing.

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I’m increasingly convinced my life is balanced to a single point which results in inverse decision making at diminishing amplitude w each layer of that specific neural net, gets to an acceptable end point + ends w me going “huh… funny how it all worked out in the end”

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It’s 2026 and we’ve got drivers on drugs (legally) and communism in Australia, this is worse than when we lost a war to the emus.

[Chris Minns @ChrisMinnsMP]

For years, people using legally prescribed medicinal cannabis have faced a choice that didn't make much sense: take their prescribed medication or drive.

Today we're changing that.

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@Yaboi502 i look less green here

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Sending this pic to my hairdresser so she knows what haircut I want

[Ovniologia 🛸 @Ovniologia01]

Os EUA mantêm dois corpos de “nórdicos” na base Wright-Patterson

Em Preuves Scientifiques OVNIS (1981), Jean-Charles Fumoux, ex-oficial da Força Aérea Francesa e autor ligado à ufologia, relata o depoimento de Leon B. Visse, um cientista francês especialista em histonas;

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@danupsher sir no one is here anymore

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@stableshaman boyslop

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@b0newalljackson He lives with you now

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@jerrydotxyz More honest founders with less ego and cheaper seed valuations

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i just randomly stumbled across an old friend's reddit page and it led to his personal website - i realised how weird he was.

then i wondered what my irl friends would think if they found this page.

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don't worry babe, the silent ones scare me.

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

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@3janexyz congrats team

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@0xmadisonn Is your necklace Jessica McCormack?? Love

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This dude just keeps digging his hole deeper.

He’s still trying to play politics but no one wants to play with him anymore.

[Ryan Dally @Ryandally08]

Anthony Albanese appeared on the Karl Stefanovic podcast and was asked why he called One Nation and its supporters “dark forces in this country”

Albo “Pauline Hanson represents division”

“She has done that her entire career”

“People voting for One Nation are just expressing grievances”

Stefanovic “with you”

Albo “no”

Stefanovic “but they’re not dark forces, was that a poor choice of words?”

Albo “I’m describing Pauline Hanson, that’s what she is”

He adds “what about what Pauline says about me?”

Albo, Pauline’s spot on about you, you’re the worst Prime Minister in Australian political history.

And you are the “dark force” in this country.

Not Pauline.

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@MimanyMaker Are you kidding with me?

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The biggest warning I can give you about moving in with someone? Your perfect spoons will now be diluted with their rubbish spoons.

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@dumbbitchcap @kevinleversee Bless. This is how the world should always work.

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@post_polar_ idk he sounds irish

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@thegenesisbl0ck do you use any form of childcare? or just family supports?

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@grugcapital 'champagne'

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@b0newalljackson i thought the whole point is that none of them have sex