Tell a man he’s handsome and watch how his face lights up. Now tell him you’re proud of him and watch his heart melt into pieces.
It really is the smallest things that please a man.
I commit to alotta things, but if the moment comes and I don’t feel like doing it, I’m sorry but I’m choosing me 😭✌🏾 maybe it’s a bad habit but yea lol
Two men run a marathon. They keep swapping the lead for 42km. With 2km left, one pulls away and wins.
The other guy’s fans: “Yeah, but remember kilometer 17?”
That’s what the Messi vs Ronaldo debate sounds like in 2026.