Clare Tracy

If I’m a nobody, and Hannah Montana says that nobody’s perfect, then she’s really just saying that I am, in fact, perfect.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s to a happy, healthy, and hopeful 2020. Happy New Year, everybody!

[Alex Ernst @AlexErnst]

HOW TO GET FREE CANDY FROM CANDY MACHINE!! WORKS EVERY SINGLE TIME

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

Okay so I thought this female wrist freckle thing was a big joke but then I noticed that I literally have a freckle on BOTH my wrists.

[UACharterSchool @UAcharterschool]

Congratulations to our UA women’s soccer team. Back to back 1A state champions. ETA at UA is 11:00pm if anyone would like to welcome them home! @mphifer2 @UaSoccer

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

@cail_jim No

[UACharterSchool @UAcharterschool]

UA...be here in front of the school at 5:15 tonight to welcome home our new STATE 1A Golf Champion! @mphifer2

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

I just discovered that they show the office during nick@nite now. Teaching these youngins right.

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

💛 We are sad to share the news of the passing of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob SquarePants. Today, we are observing a moment of silence to honor his life and work. 💛

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

The girl in the little ceaser’s drive through gave me my pizza and then told me I was pretty and my self esteem just went up a level.

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

I don’t think people understand what a glow up is. It’s not going from average to slightly more attractive. It’s a complete flip. Like complete potato to Zach Efron.

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

Today we learned in sociology that equality is a lie...

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

I’ve never been more excited to anything in my life.

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

People that walk slowly through the hall upset me greatly.

[UACharterSchool @UAcharterschool]

Football Game and Homecoming have been moved to (Wed) TOMORROW NIGHT @7pm. Spirit Day, parade, pep rally TOMORROW! Fairy Tale Day is moved to Friday. HC dance is still on for Sat until further notice.

[UACharterSchool @UAcharterschool]

Get ready for Spirit Week!

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

My family calls July 3rd “Britain is Still Winning Day”

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

Get Smart (Netflix) is the equivalent to Threat Level Midnight (The Office)

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

Does anybody else hear their mom cleaning and vacuuming, and decides to hide somewhere in the house so she doesn’t rope you in?

[Clare Tracy @sctlove001]

“I love the ocean because it’s like one big wave pool.”
-something that I actually heard at Myrtle