The Scuba Guy

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

@MurrayHillGuy1 what is your go to line to use on a cute girl at the gym or bar. You talk a lot about how lethal you are. Help the gents out

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

End of year hinge review: Interesting year for sure. The sheer amount of fat bitches who liked me should be a crime. Self esteem definitely took a hit but hey you gotta play ball sometimes. Got an occasional like from a 4/10. Sent out 1,000s of likes. Nothing. App sucks.

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

One of my roommates left for the weekend… thinking about gooning on his door handle and not tell him. Lmk thoughts #milk

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

Sergeant gooner reporting for duty tonight sir! #milkplease

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

@mattxiv You a boy or a girl?

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

@ericedwardthor @ZohranKMamdani Ha pussy

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

You guys ever just see some fish and wanna just eat it. I do. MUCK THAT FISH

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

@nikhil_palsingh I hope you get face fucked

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

@HOUSEOFDEVI You think you’re smart because you’re wearing glasses. Nah you’re just a dumb stupid bitch

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

@boneysoups I’d rather jerk off with sandpaper than touch you

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

@jzux I’m good you dumb bitch

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

@academic_la Your a dumb idiot

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

Overworked, undersucked and underfucked.

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

You ever meet grammar police? I just did. Guys a pussy.

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

@RadioEuropes @grok what are the implications of this

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

Twitter out here restricting my characters. You guys got the memo though. This dude sucked off the ram. Came out with nut on his lip. #rackattack #lickthatnut

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

Back to this buddy of mine…We actaully went to his farm once. Weird I know. Anyway a couple guys went and this guy was showing us the ram he just got in some shed. He told us to wait outside. 5 minutes goes by… this guy spawns licking white cream off his lip like this thing

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

This Cummucker guy has this hillbilly goat fucker going in circles. Kid can’t figure out who it is. Maybe if he didn’t have a parasail for a nose he’d be able to see clearly. #rackattack #muckpie #schnoz

[The Scuba Guy @scubaG69]

Sitting here knowing that the parasail beak sheep fucker ain’t gonna figure whose burner #rackattack #muckpie