Scuba Steve

[Scuba Steve @scubaphteven]

What's happening here? #hijab #doggie #mine

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#AnneHathaway

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What's it like in a French prison..? They have uniforms designed by Yves Saint Laurent.

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You're in luck! There's room for another knife in my back! Haha!

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And there's me answering prayers on a Wednesday #spiritual #wednesday #god #callAgain

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#chipmunk #nuts #Monday #inmymouth

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If you're anything like me, you want the government OUT of your barbecue sauce! #freedom

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My fav type of food is gluten

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Don't point that thing at me unless you plan to shoot. #winitwednesday

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Started from the bottom and I'm still a bottom

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Having a quick wine rejuve be4 work cc @Sian_Collins

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Amy Poehler wins anyway. http://t.co/i12mPU9AlK

[Scuba Steve @scubaphteven]

Offending people with my jokes since the nineties

[Scuba Steve @scubaphteven]

They were so demanding with those forms, I basically had to take a selfie with my semen.

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#grabthebot @Sian_Collins

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Step into my orifice.

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Got all dressed up looking fly. Just to sit and watch Friends reruns #friends #sad #saturdaymorning #canteven

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May all the bridges I burn, light up the way

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Wait, why hasn't the maid been here today

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Mom and dad have been keeping a terrible secret from us - we are poor! #deep #secrets #lies #dismay