spooky scary scuddle

Rope loving, Fitness oriented, Pain junkie, Knitting, masochistic little ball of energy. (she/her)

[spooky scary scuddle @scuddlebound]

Sometimes I think about the fact that for her bachelorette party, my wife’s friends got her a bunch of ‘themed’ decorations, and there were a lot of penises. They knew she was getting married to a woman. I don’t get it!

[jinti.bsky.social @MadeOfEyebrows]

People really entertained that "well if we defund the police what are you gonna do when someone breaks into your home" and now we're watching an over-inflated, over-budgeted military police force literally do nothing as terrorists breach the nation's capitol building.

[spooky scary scuddle @scuddlebound]

@Blue_Diamond777 I love it!

[spooky scary scuddle @scuddlebound]

I finally got to play with my new hook from @Blue_Diamond777 and I’m in love 🥰

[Aero @ActualAero]

Imagine Mike Pence going on Twitter after the debate to see what people thought of his ideas only to see over half a million tweets about the fly on his head instead lmaoooooo

[spooky scary scuddle @scuddlebound]

Heck, it could be a way for him to get out of the next debate...

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020

[spooky scary scuddle @scuddlebound]

@mrsbshi @dragon_emrys I like lily too, but more in the ‘dangle the lily’ way if I’m going out in the woods ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Absurdistwords @absurdistwords]

Kids. Will. Survive. Without. A. Year. Of. School.

SUPPORT THEIR PARENTS AND FAMILIES DIRECTLY INSTEAD.

</rant>

[spooky scary scuddle @scuddlebound]

@mrsbshi Ah yes, subconscious booze hoarding for the summer.

[Maki @ JAPAN 🎴 @makirollOFC]

A photo of you in January 2020, not expecting what's to come.

[spooky scary scuddle @scuddlebound]

@RopeyCozima @redditships Oh my god I -heard- this photo with that very specific bonk noise.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I ain’t saw that coming

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[spooky scary scuddle @scuddlebound]

My island is new and dinky, but come visit as I figure this game out!