River Rat

shidding YOUR pants

[River Rat @scudpot]

Which of the following should I use to replace the word "fart"?

[Dr. Raven the Science Maven @ravenscimaven]

So basically this is what Drake said

[fries near me @pi_maxiu]

So close! You actually tear gassed and mass-arrested the people who removed the Confederate monuments from our city

[River Rat @scudpot]

@SaiduTTJ don’t let them know, they’ll use it as an excuse for more funding

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Europeans witnessing the beauty of New Jersey on their way to the World Cup final

[Zach Wurtenberger🎺 @zachwurt]

There has never been a greater growth arc in #survivor history than Brandon becoming a ladder

[River Rat @scudpot]

kickoffs need to change in the nfl. they used to be so exciting. now it’s so pointless and boring to watch them just kick it out the back of the field

[River Rat @scudpot]

new tees are in!

slurp https://t.co/F8pUOEXGes

[River Rat @scudpot]

@Sculliosis shamelessly ask for a second for me pretty please

[Wyatt Gordon @yitgordon]

The movement for a #CarFreeCarytown has made it into Richmond Connects—the city’s transportation planning process. If you support a pedestrian promenade in Carytown, then fill out the survey:
https://t.co/sPeo8oMcBe

[flat stanley lore @drunkencheese]

as if u could outrun me !!!!!!!! as if u could beach me off !!!!!!!!!

[River Rat @scudpot]

look! we’ve reinvented the sail! what a novel idea!

[CNN International @cnni]

Giant kites could pull cargo ships across the ocean – and slash their carbon emissions https://t.co/ffss9847O2

[River Rat @scudpot]

@elonmusk is a dumb fuck

[River Rat @scudpot]

@krassenstein *housing problem

[The City Reporter @THECITYNY]

NEW: The city Department of Correction has abruptly stopped notifying the media when an incarcerated person dies and will no longer do so in the future.

https://t.co/gtn7S0y45C

[River Rat @scudpot]

Ted Lasso is basically a perfect show, but if they don’t put shin guards on Jamie Tartt during a Premiere League match i’m going to LOSE IT

[River Rat @scudpot]

water tribe is hot girl energy

[River Rat @scudpot]

john freese is such a nice fit for the foo fighters. so weird seeing someone else play drums but he sounded so good and energetic

[River Rat @scudpot]

@RonDeSantisFL fuck you bud

[River Rat @scudpot]

martin short is too aware that he is being filmed and it makes him not funny to me at all