Sara

🌈 blm l she/her

[Sara @sculcandy]

when apple asks if u want to report a crash to the developer and u are the developer

[Ned Hardy @sargentned]

Jacks wife freda.. the butcher’s daughter. What about letting women be themselves

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

Johnny Gaudreau
Aug. 13, 1993 – Aug. 29, 2024

[Sara @sculcandy]

@peacock the whole world is waiting for y'all to sign back on and interview Noah Lyles btw

[Chris Murphy @christress]

Insane that they are using AI technology to get children to write letters to olympians but refuse to use that technology to not use a sheet of paper and safety pins to get names on their uniforms

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

It’s June

[Sara @sculcandy]

The Kreider contract is really bad ?

[Sara @sculcandy]

CPA dads be like “you’re gonna get your tax return today” as if they mailed it to you and you do

[Sara @sculcandy]

there are very few things less interesting than conversations about lifting PRs

[Sara @sculcandy]

I love when mediocre restaurants act shocked when you say don’t have a reservation.

Like why would I plan ahead of time to come to your establishment??

[trash jones @jzux]

(me on my first day back to work after thanksgiving break)

hey can this wait til after Christmas

[Sara @sculcandy]

Me whenever I get a message from a founder trying to recruit me to their Y-combinator backed start up

[Sara @sculcandy]

to be fair, i would definitely like to spend other people’s money on 2 of these things

[Tony X @soIoucity]

oh now he trusts doctors.

[Sara @sculcandy]

opening links from https://t.co/uOgsRj4TWo feels real sus

[Sara @sculcandy]

if naomi osaka makes an actual comeback, I will eat an actual crow

[Sara @sculcandy]

is it time to start hoarding toilet paper again yet

[Sara @sculcandy]

Dumb af

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Our headquarters tonight

[Sara @sculcandy]

Im gonna X out this app forever now

[Sara @sculcandy]

wait were people actually hype about the barbie movie or is this some gen z meme that went way over my head

[Sara @sculcandy]

Been out here longer than @elonmusk #MyTwitterAnniversary