Mulder, Its Me

$𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐒𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 ADHD is my only personality trait 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔

[Mulder, Its Me @scullyitsme]

All I’m tryna do is eat soup, make out, and charge my phone 🫠

[Lee Wes Callwell @LeoRimmer69]

Watching the Sopranos

[latke @latkedelrey]

i feel like stu in rugrats when his wife is like why are you making pudding at 3am and he’s like because i’ve lost control of my life

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Italianmaxxing:

- Dress like Tony Soprano
- Talk like Tony Soprano
- Eat like Tony Soprano
- Breathe like Tony Soprano

It’s that simple 🤌

[Mulder, Its Me @scullyitsme]

I can fix him

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Mulder, Its Me @scullyitsme]

Going back to work for the first time after having baby and idk if I’m gonna cry or throw up or both. Hate this stupid country that separates mom from baby so soon.

[best of the sopranos @Bestofsopranos]

I'll say "I'm fine" and then I start acting like Tony Soprano.

[Mulder, Its Me @scullyitsme]

@freizastail @ruledbymercuryy I remember prices like that but I’m not sure of the validity of this receipt. The subtotal is calculated multiple times in the receipt. I’ve never seen that before.

[Mulder, Its Me @scullyitsme]

Oh god Gen Z has discovered hacky sack

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[Mulder, Its Me @scullyitsme]

@mattxiv I’d ask for a tuition refund lol

[Mulder, Its Me @scullyitsme]

@HaleyJuuune 17 years? That can’t be right…what is time and why is it like this 😬

[Mulder, Its Me @scullyitsme]

@LescoeBrandon1 @remarks 9 times out of 10 random blue check marks are just making shit up

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[Mulder, Its Me @scullyitsme]

I actually really love that it now costs $60 for me to fill up my Honda Accord

[໊ @wynavira]

no suicidal shit or whatever but sometimes i look at this world and i don’t just feel like participating

[† @mourninglambs]

Seriously considering picking up smoking again just so I can smoke a cigarette by the lake and also so I die faster

[samu 🎸 is seeing bts @DARKTEARSS_]

marlboro red

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"We don’t need schools, libraries, and the government to be "run like a business." We need them be run like public services that advance the health and well being of all people."