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what the fuck is a twitter

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@emofrottage yea it does

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@dreamwastaken i think its time to put the phone down for a bit bud

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only the REALEST know

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just heard horns and genuinely thought the rapture had came. Turns out it was just Tyler with the train horn he put in his f250

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we’re so back (i smoked a bowl and remembered i bought hulu)

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these men gotta start coming with a 90-Day return policy

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ah fuck im gonna lay an egg

[make up a lesbian @makeupalesbiann]

everyone needs to see this. butches make the world go round🫡

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@halateez_sun source?

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gods sexiest solider fr‼️

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cashapp is $kkorecobb tip a whore today

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@Bucket4prez @pinkfloyd these replies are so fucking funny

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i act like im gods strongest soldier but i am one second away from dropping all my friends and becoming a mountain hermit

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the left is goofy the right is silly

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my coochie flaps are named silly and goofy

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@OfficialThroast @JeffreeStar i hope this is one of ur “tweet and deletes”

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@sydsphoria hi not syd

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@GeorgeNootFound @BadBoyHalo george please wtf is this

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@sluttypati @teenytinychenle @saikislover @httpalison24 SEND PLEASE BAE

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@TweetsFromParas @joshuagates “the baby yoda show” IM-