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tweaking on the metro

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@Ilovepeeing1 @0beseTwink You don’t need to drink beer to pour it all over your crotch

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@Ilovepeeing1 You should probably smash that glass bottle on the ground

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@Ilovepeeing1 @0beseTwink @workreps Might take this one for a spin tonight

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The only Europeans in Ocean City are teenage J-1 indentured servants living in tenement housing

[𝔐𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔄𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔞𝔰 𝔑𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔯 @MAalcofribas]

One huge gap I see between Euro and American tourists is that the Euro seems genuinely interested in seeing ordinary life in small town America whereas the American bürger really only ever stays within a capitol or around the main sites.

Not many Americans itching to pass through Besançon, Łódź, Kiel, or Ipswich, but Euros are completely gobsmacked by Fairhope, Chattanooga, Middlefield, Bowling Green, and Ocean City.

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Bringing my own bidet to the office

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@milesFF007F @Plastic40 Miles 2

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@Ilovepeeing1 Looks comfy

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Stupid neighbor writing code at the crowded pool what if I throw your MacBook in the deep end

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@Ilovepeeing1 Would love to throw a chair at someone

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@Ilovepeeing1 i used to play this game with mimosas at turf

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Now that I’m 25 and my brain is fully developed I’ve realized that edm fucking sucks

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Doing mo-caine at mo-chella

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I am like a cat tied to a stick

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@ValkoorM Can’t park there

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Killing myself

[Ten Years Ago Today @tenyearsnow]

Michigan primary upsets the race: Bernie Sanders shocks Hillary Clinton in a state she was polling 20 points ahead in.

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I be Dick Durbin

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@Ilovepeeing1 new money

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This is how it feels to go to Tatte in Virginia

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

What’s stopping them from expanding outside a narrow coastal elite bubble?

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@dill_trinity My flight out of Chicago this week got 36 hours delayed it’s the worst place on earth