Express-ions

I was born at night, but not last night.

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

Congrats to the new speedo juniors qualifier in the mile @harold_ortof #distanceswag

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

Darth Titius

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

2,250 straight had me like

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

@btoastconnors All of them

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

@gaffnerd Rob doesn't get his kids anything for their birthdays, so you must be special

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

Hey guys guess what?

Harry is a furry.

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

@gaffnerd it was pierces fault

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

When you bust but she keeps going

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

"@finolaheaney: @livvi_cohen the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 💯" Mitochondria is an SAT word right?

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

Do you guys see a difference, because I don't

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

@totalllykyle_ This guy is going to play in the Superbowl?

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

"@SwimminStuff: Distance swimmers" @harold_ortof

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

@claybrayyy pics or it didn't happen

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

@deemcg13 it's like that bad rash that never goes away

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

3 hour practices over Christmas break? Guess who'll be slugging back beers at varsity.

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

Lotion will always be there for you, in tough dry times

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

"@swimnewsonly: The Best Bubble Rings Are Not Created By Swimmers – Watch Dolphins Do it http://t.co/qBDa38d09g" @gaffnerd

[Express-ions @scumbagexpress]

Sorry @harold_ortof your girl has moved on