Summer McCarley

I'm worth a million in prizes. Acting. Improv. I did stand up once. Dumbass, clearly. Owner of @sleepoverbeauty She/Her

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

@gailsimmons omg obsessed with this orange and pink jacket you’re wearing on Top Chef S20 Ep4, who makes it?! 😍😍😍

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

@francescalyn There is a little safety valve(?) inside of the wall behind the faucet handle, or at least there was in my shower. I removed the handle and metal around it to access it. The further to the left I pushed it, the hotter water would come through. Found a YouTube video that showed me

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

A brick of cash you pretend to talk into like it’s a phone, except it’s a stack of menstrual pads

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

@shamoniki @ScreamMovies Lol why is coming out on my bday though!?

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

This bird is twerkin on a handstand

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Ospreys have vision that is well adapted to detecting underwater objects from the air. Prey is first sighted from above the water, after which the bird hovers momentarily and then plunges feet first into the water

[📷 joinus12345: https://t.co/htM7KFSc0V]

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

@thelusciousjudy I knew Mick would be here

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

@PadmaLakshmi @tomcolicchio @gailsimmons hi! Taking a poll with friends and I’m curious - how do you pronounce Swiss Chard? With a “ch” or “sh”?

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

If I see another cool dress with a big circular opening in the back where my bra would show, I’m going to personally cut my tits off and immediately wear that bitch backwards

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

@ambertentacles 😢❤️

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

My heart is with 🇨🇦right now, your money is about to get so ugly.

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

@iatetomhall The timeline never disappoints

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

You weren’t a teenage dirtbag, you were literally 24 years old.

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

@bader_diedrich

[kim | 高小荣 @kimlypso]

leo won’t see your tweets, but the 40+ year old men in your life who keep dating teenagers and people in their early 20s will, so keep it up

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

Shout out to the poor kids who instead of Summer camp growing up got thrown overhand into Vacation Bible School (VBS BABY)

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

Maybe your tweet is the original idea, and everybody else are time travelers?

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

@JoshBlubaugh This is exactly why I never finished school

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

Wow, stoked that there have been now like 3 famous D’Arcys in my lifetime

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

Now it all makes sense, same director #thetacobell

[Summer McCarley @scummermcgnarly]

@thelusciousjudy Op