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well this is embarrassing. hi im kenny

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let me introduce myself

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i managed to ask someone to hang out and was not weird. i’m gonna buy myself a reward now

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my personal favorite

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

In your opinion, what is the single greatest photograph in history?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Countries that have eaten their Prime Minister

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@goldeen_extra lol he’s like “surely i’m not the only one making strange remarks at you”

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

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cop: alright i’m gonna need you to walk in a straight line

me: i bet i could do a cartwheel….. if you’re “one of the good ones” you would llet me do a carteheel instead…..

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if i’m staring into space there is a 70% chance i’m thinking about the time i lied about shitting my pants to leave work when i was 18

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*talking to my therapist(dog)* i open texts like i’m diffusing a bomb, but i will boldly call people at any time of day

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for bippo

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i’m too high to understand any tweet but that is a good thing i think

[ava @westcoastwinter]

We need her more than ever

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dj crankin 2 door cinema club and arcade fire….. 15 year old me would be stoooooked

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just anotha day in my life :/

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duck on the wottaa

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1 part lover…. one part hatter……. all parts guardian of the scroll :3