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[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Fred Sanford would be proud 🥹

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It looks like the inside of a Fabergé egg that caught gonorrhea in the back room of a strip mall nail salon.

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Wow! What an athlete 🙀

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

It be beddytime
Da room be dark
A buzzing in da room
A skeeto on da loose!

Mama turns da lite on
She gonna ded da skeeto

CHOMP!

Figgy, he starts chewing
He cach da skeeto in his mouff
Wifout getting up
Still lying on da bed
A good nite snak

#MeAndFiggyEatAllDaNummySkeetos

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Madoff Hitler

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the guy who tried to clown the appearance of Senator McDreamy Jon Ossoff by comparing him to "Pinky Herman" (actually Pee Wee).

Who or what would you compare trump to?

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Fantastic news 😽

[🌺Flower Fancy Pants!🌺 @FlowerFancyPant]

Some good news for a change. Our little Flower is responding to her medication. Wolfie and Chloe seem a little better too! Thanks for the well wishes!

[🌺Flower Fancy Pants!🌺 @FlowerFancyPant]

Some good news for a change. Our little Flower is responding to her medication. Wolfie and Chloe seem a little better too! Thanks for the well wishes!

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

The truth

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s getting harder to tell whether Trump has cognitive decline, dementia, or if he’s just a fucking idiot.

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Buster is committing online crimes now. @Andy18512371 @DomainDoris

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

His inspiration was Fred Sanford

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

Question!

Does the Oval Office look like tacky and too much gold?

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

These hooms sure do glitch a lot.

[Maggie and 🌈 Scribbles 🌈 @Andy18512371]

My Mum's still trying to navigate these X changes and keeps missing my friends. So if I don't like/reply to you, it's all her fault and I am sending you lots of love 💓

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Hand towels

[J @jasonllevin]

What is something you will find in a Liberals Home that you don’t find in a MAGA Home?

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

U r a Q T

[Elaine McCullough @caspertopcat]

It’s a very special day! On this day in 2019 a tiny kitten about 9 weeks old adopted me! It’s a happy #GotchaDay for Bluebell #then #now #Cats ❤️😻

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Please keep us safe, sweet Flaco.

[Hedgewatch @Hedgewatchers]

✨Calling all Hedgewatchers. Please welcome sweet Flaco @CatnPitEWrnglr to the #Hedgewatch Rainbow branch 🌳🌈 Flaco is now watching heavenly hedges with friends old and new. He will always be loved and never forgotten. Fly high dear Flaco until we meet again. 💚🐾

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Doesn’t know if it was a dry or wet fart!

[@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents]

What does it mean when Pete Hegseth makes this face?

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Stay cool, my friend.

[Doris McFloofle @DomainDoris]

Public service announcement for 🐳 It’s whiskers Wednesday and my whiskers are telling me today is going to be hot! My whiskers never lie! 🔥🥵❤️ #Hedgewatch

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

U a gud boy 😻😺

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Fweshy water
In outside bukkit
I has a dwink
I fills my tum

Socky comes
She has sum too
I is good
I shares all nice

I looks to mama
Makes shur she sees
A good boy me
Sharing wif Socky

#BukkitWater #OutsideWater #NummyWater #ISharesNice #SockyNotHitMe #IGladSheNotHitMe

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, EVERYONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE GOP IS TERRIFIED OF AN 80 YEAR OLD DROOLING DEMENTIA PATIENT AND HIS IMMIGRANT FORMER PORN MODEL WIFE WHO STILL DOSENT SPEAK ENGLISH AFTER MORE THAN 30 YEARS IN AMERICA 🙄

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

LISTEN UP TARIFF OF NOTTINGHAM, YOU ORANGE ABOMINATION OF IGNORANCE: CANADA DOESN’T OWE YOU “DAMAGES” BECAUSE THE FUCKING WIND EXISTS. FORESTS BURN, SMOKE TRAVELS. THAT’S SCIENCE, NOT A PROTECTION RACKET. NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU WHINY TARIFF GOBLIN.

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Repulsive

[@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents]

How would you describe Trump’s physical appearance?

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Where’s Trump’s face?

[scurvy00 @scurvy00]

Trump is trying to make the USA next.

[Rep. María Elvira Salazar @RepMariaSalazar]

Daniel Ortega just announced that Nicaragua will no longer hold elections.

When a communist dictator knows the people would vote him out, he takes away their vote. Repression, fear, and force become the only way to stay in power.

The Ortega-Murillo regime has declared war on the Nicaraguan people’s right to choose their own future.

The United States must stand unequivocally with the people of Nicaragua, increase the pressure on this despicable regime, and ensure that those responsible for its crimes are held accountable.

After Cuba, Nicaragua is next.