Scurvy Weevil

The world's most hated weevil.

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@DisTrackers So not the Justin Turner (Testicle) one...

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@IowaCentral y'all have a TV and Radio Production Program... why not use that to call the baseball games. Also, the camera operator is trash.

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@IowaCapDispatch Clark Kauffman out here misgendering inspectors in the latest restaurant inspection update. Keep it classy, dispatch.

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@mickeyavalon... bought this at a show yeeeeeears ago. Any ideas on the artist and print date?

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@kwqcnews would love to see a story regarding the Quad City Irish rugby team ousting founding member and former President... especially after winning Best Irish Family Unit at least year's parade.

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@aspca @HumaneSociety

[Don Hesseltine @donhesseltine]

I'm at a loss for words. A Davenport, IA police officer drives by and tells my kid to put his dog on a leash. As the kids are doing so he decides he's going to get out of the car and come up to the house as they are complying. The dog runs up to him and he decides his best option is to draw his gun and murder our dog in front of my child, his cousin, and his mother all while they are standing there and could have easily been shot as well. RIP Myst you were an awesome dog and wont be forgotten #justicewillbeserved

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@ASPCA @HumaneSociety

[Gannon Hanevold @GannonHanevold]

A Davenport police officer shot and killed a dog in front of two young boys on Wednesday. Police say he was aggressive. The dog's owner says the 2-year-old named Myst was his best buddy.

“It’s insane. Now my kids are scarred for fucking life.”

The story:
https://t.co/Olwu2HtIO9

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@uiowa University of Iowa professors...
💵 Paid less than an assistant manager at @KwikStar
🏠 Bring their work home with them.

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@uiowa Yet some professors make less than a starting assistant manager at @KwikStar... #BackToSchool2024 #Back2School #BackToSchool #Hawkeyes

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So @KwikStar assistant managers start at $54k... while there's professors at @uiowa making less than $50k. What the absolute fuck? #BackToSchool2024 #Back2School #BackToSchool

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@anggiarratana not blowing shit up your ass... but my favorite @smosh cast member 🤣

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When you order 5 cantina chicken tacos from @tacobell... but they give you no sauce. Zero. Zilch.

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@QCRiverBandits what do we have to do to get a @bbbsmv day at Modern Woodmen?

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Listening to @Cubs Radio. Love how @coomscorner6 is talking about sitting on the Green Monster... and I'll be doing that in September! ⚾️

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I'm done with @turbotax after this year. $170 to do my own taxes is fucking ridiculous.

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I swear... @cubs better not bring in Cuas

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Hey @Cubs, don't send Cuas to @IowaCubs... send his bum ass straight to @smokiesbaseball.

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Des Moines band Marmot performing an unplugged show on May 4th at Maggie's Stumble Room and raising money for the @ARLIowa

https://t.co/dkAzzn6pI4

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Next Marmot show... April 26th @ 8pm @tailgatorslive (Otis' Tailgators Sports Bar) in Cedar Rapids, IA.
#iowa #music #rock #livemusic #marmot #spotify #streaming

Check out Marmot on all streaming platforms and at https://t.co/IkBhN2TBJr

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@TWIBHistory would be awesome if y'all could do a happy birthday segment on Iowan Mace Brown