supremecourtus.gov

I'm the horribly outdated website for the Supreme Court of the United States. PLEASE HELP ME!

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IS IT CHRISTMAS IN MARCH???? I CAN HAS NEW WEBSITE??? Yes, I can! http://www.supremecourt.gov/ (hey, it's an improvement...)

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let's see if they've fixed me yet..... nope. where's the CHANGE I was promised, Mr. President???

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Hallelujah! The broken image links on my ABOUT page are fixed!!! (it's still raining PDFs though) Progress? http://tinyurl.com/n9fr96

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@WebDevChicago Thanks for the follow, but can you HELP ME??? I haven't changed since the Clinton Administration!!! http://bit.ly/IJkf8

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now that the new justice is IN, this website design should be OUT. Time for change at http://www.supremecourtus.gov/

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Sotomayor will advance past the Senate Judiciary Committee today even tho she HAS NO WEB SKILLZ WHATSOEVER. Know what I have? A SAD. :(

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@v_hopson Netscape can suck it! The kids tell me it's all about the Firefox now. I WANT TO BE FIREFOXY.

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@v_hopson if so, let the great '99 iMac Round Up of '09 begin!!!

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It's even cooler on my broken About Us page. Almost like snow. WINTER IN JULY! http://bit.ly/BcN55

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If you visit the SCOTUS website, bring an umbrella. I'm MAKING IT RAIN! (because who doesn't like buckets of PDFs?) http://bit.ly/INup2

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RT @gurl_friday maybe this will be help for scus site; Obama is hiring "information architects." http://bit.ly/XNpKS | DON'T TEASE ME O!

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HAHAHAHA. "Not Found". CLASSIC!

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Field trip! At the bottom of my (broken) About Us page is a link for "Problem With Out of Date Information?" Let's go! http://bit.ly/4jiApV

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maybe – just maybe – @AKGOVSarahPalin resigned as governor of Alaska to become the new SCOTUS webmaster! << CROSSING IMAGINARY FINGERS >>

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another visual comparison on why i get NO RESPECT. (Eff you, Fellows Program! bunch of piggybackers!) http://tinyurl.com/m6c5rt

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i don't care about your pics or videos, (girl's-name-plus-four-numerical-digits). If you don't know HTML, I don't need you following!!!

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REALLY?!? This is the only job available at the SCOTUS: http://tinyurl.com/lbv9r2 How about taking a chunk of that $128K and FIX ME INSTEAD

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New Search Tip Game: Find the "binocular icons to search within PDF documents." http://tinyurl.com/lt8qls (HAHA YOU CAN'T! WEBSITE FAIL)

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http://twitpic.com/betm8 - could there be a better use of that blocky blue navigation than as an endless sky? I THINK NOT.

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Check out what I made from my own (outdated) web graphics: http://tinyurl.com/luw5pk All that's missing is Super Mario, no? SKY IS CLICKABLE