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When I grow up I want to be a NHL mascot...

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So...parenting...anyone can do it right? Asking for a friend...:P

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Callsign: Smudge. She's pretty awesome.

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Selfie with an unimpressed Hobbes #tigerkitten

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Good day achieved.

TIME TO GET DRUNK AND GAME WITHOUT PANTS! WOO HOO!

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Just 2 more hours and I can leave work thinking today was a good day.

Please let it happen. I need this.

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Re-watching Jackass to help get through a rough patch. The desire to do 'Night Panda' in Japan remains strong...

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Saying farewell to my old workhorse G19 keyboard. Survived everything thrown at/dropped on it. This Orion Spark has big shoes to fill! #nerd

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Should probably have checked if Calvin could eat that pizza topping before he did. Impatient asshole...#littlekitten

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Two old souls...#Calvin #littlekitten

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A polite reminder to all armchair trade 'experts' that long term planning exists... https://t.co/5P0jndzweA

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With Jimmy Vesey in mind, the #Preds elected to keep the status quo at the Deadline. Story: https://t.co/lUXw2EEczY

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Face of an angel.
Snore of a drunk.
#Calvin #littlekitten

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Working on a Sunday night, with a beautiful tune to help keep the demons at bay...:)
https://t.co/wzAYp0g4ja

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Calvin is all class. #drawmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls

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Never dealing with an ISP when i am sober ever again.

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The previous image ended when a jealous Hobbes leapt up on the counter with the cat equivalent of 'WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!' That's my boy.

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Provide bowl with ice cubes and water to avoid heat...next minute:

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@BinkSaysBoom name of furball?

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One does not go past the pork belly on the menu...even if it is 1.2kg and costs $60...

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Nice relaxing paddle to kickstart the weekend. To correct this anomaly...I shall now devour this entire apple strudel.

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I take it back. Diaz > Gina.

Unrelated: Brooklyn Nine Nine is not helping my insomnia.