Jared Kobe

Fan of the Nationals, Titans, Penguins, Terps, and sports in general. Bowie, MD native. Indecisive Triple Major usually found w/wife playing Ultimate or dancing

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We're ready for @Nationals #OpeningDay!

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@ZeldaUniverse Especially if the heads detach and fight you on their own.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/PoKLmxZUMb

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@Farnk101 Slightly better than going from 7-3 to 7-9, but only if your division sucks.

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Been hoping for this day since I moved here, @DukesMayoBowl!
#FearTheTurtle

(Still waiting for that ACC Championship Game appearance, tho)

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@Farnk101 Technology hasn't advanced in the last 100 years Frank, there is no way that could be done. Impossible to have stadium clocks in sync with a ref's watch. Impossible, I say.

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@Farnk101 AND ALL THE TEAMS ACTUALLY TRIED TO SCORE IN EXTRA TIME!!!

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@ambp77 Welsh offense should be able to at least be able to put up a couple of field goals. Hear they have some guys that can hit from 70 or 80 yards.

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@edfoxcomedy If you have enough money, you could probably avoid having to do either

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@edfoxcomedy Mine is usually a good bet for season ending injuries.

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@edfoxcomedy Throw in Value Possession/Force Turnovers for extra variance.

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@MillerYoho And on another channel, Gus Johnson has said "Wow, the officials let Michigan get away with one" at least three times, so your booster money is obviously not going to the right places.

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@Farnk101 There are only so many WRs that have the ability to cover up your bad QBing you can let go before you have 11 guys keying on the RB

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@Farnk101 @OldTakesExposed 1/8 of the way to 0-16, WOOOOOOO

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@Farnk101 One of my coworker's go-to stories about being a manager at Wally World was having to call the cops to get rid of the high af naked dude walking around the store.

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@jonfeng1 @aNatsFan For sure. Defense is not what they are built for, and if they can't score at "greatest show on turf" levels, they are entirely vulnerable. Happens all the time. Some teams just don't have the talent to execute that strategy against them.

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@Seoulmatesulti Hate that guy.

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