Sammy W

Wine professional, amateur bike rider, wannabe joke teller

[Sammy W @scwberger]

@Cherrl_Lynn @denisedwheeler @RealTomHoman @DHSgov Bootlicker.

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Fried ice cream is a reality

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Some days you wake up and put Bon Iver on as loud as your ears can stand.

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Don't miss out. https://t.co/R3sdfyAlWd

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Maybe Ill start tweeting again some. But then again, maybe not.

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Garrett bobby ferguson jr!

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Hey I guess I haven’t mentioned it recently, but I also released a tune, “Stutter” last month, and I released my EP “Getting There” in february. Listen anywhere you stream music! Or directly here -
https://t.co/zSp2smOdP7

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https://t.co/zSp2smOdP7

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Hey friends. I released a song yesterday, check it out here!
https://t.co/zSp2smOdP7

Or where ever you stream music!

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@KindaKirst_ Dooo iiiiiit.

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I just realized Triscuits are just flat salty shredded wheat. Whoa.

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@paxsonsa But....Im a wine people.

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I see a lot of dads teaching their sons how to mow the lawn.
a.k.a.-A lot of dads are tired of mowing their goddamn lawns. Its only april.

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If you use a pick whilst playing ukulele I have less respect for you as a person.

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Is it just me, or has the recent goings-on just informed you that your governor is a moron?

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Remember that kid that washed his hands up to his elbows in elementary school? I bet they’re laughing at everyone now.

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I think they put magazines in doctor’s offices just to remind you what not to touch in a doctors office.

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I want to see a comedy show thats just @RealGilbert doing @BizMarkie covers.

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I would get a gamecube just to play the old james bond games and super smash bros.

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Tacky Christmas music gives me heartburn.