don ⎕

i’ll take a minute when i think i won’t die from stopping.

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

HAPPY 7TH BIRTHDAY IMMUNITY

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

uh oh the internet learned cartouches

[chaaa @chaacaazzy]

This parchment paper trick fits your baking pan perfectly every time!

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I used to hate the Minions but as time has passed i’ve come to respect and even love them

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

not great for chicken journalism either

[p. @sixinchbeys]

music journalism is so cooked your choices are either eat chicken with a british woman or eat chicken with a bald man

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

i DO NOT support the yassification of colonel sanders

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

beef hot dogs costing 4x more than the regular ones is actually hilarious bc 100% beef hot dogs are flavorless, you absolutely need the pork and chicken in there.

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

dominos should open a sandwich shop called subinos

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

pretty universal human experience

[Summer Gabe (Winter Version) @ChumHumCEO]

I used to work at a used record store and one time a guy came in to sell a shit load of Morrissey and Smiths CDs (which we happily bought) and after he left I turned to my boss and went ??? and he was like "Oh yeah, he broke up with Morrissey, happens all the time."

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

i miss our band 🥹

[x @yourewelllcool]

sorry it took me two weeks to get back to this. the melody change on “ohh we’ll bleeed the saaame way” (x2) Is actually going to make me jump up down and spin around. since when was 2014 a good time for vocals idk but i’m Losing it. don’t get me started on ross.

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

is this guy on your new album @charli_xcx

[Clairo’s HQ 🗝️ @clairoshq]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🌈

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

she had a face straight out a magazine

[Genius @Genius]

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

SIX???

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

setlist for phoebe bridgers’ show tonight in mobile, alabama!!

[don ⎕ @scwwts]

i will be waiting all my life for the rumored phoebe only version

[kristen marie ⎕ @ifyoure2shy_]

like that's magical actually

[ً ­HARRYMANIA IS NOT OVER. @pharbrrrie]

wasnt gonna drink tn but man i miss phoebe bridgers like a mf

[brand new kay 🕷️🕸️ @tozierisms]

you have met me at a very phoebe bridgers time in my life