Hello. He-ha-he-ha-have some respect and don't spoil the game.
It's im-possible to have mys-teries now-a-days,
be-Cause of no-sy peo-ple like you.
Plea-se keep all of this bet-ween us.
No one will be im-pressed.
It will be your faaaaault....!
He-he-he-he-ha-he-he-ha-he-he
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