Pretty sad that young guys will never know what women were like pre:
Believe Woman
Me Too
You're CIS SCUM stop trying to grape me with your eyes.
Most women used to be pretty cool before social media.
The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks
He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest.
He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them.
He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard.
“It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces.
Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it.
“Is that… hentai?”
His legs are blown smooth off.
12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold.
He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget.
“GG faggot”
He’s killed 500 men.
Outside the Anglophone world humour is mostly quite one dimensional and cringe. I don't think irony is as much a social norm as it is for English speakers, especially in Britain and Ireland, and the English-speaking internet dissects and cycles through memes very fast.
Then you go to the continent and it feels like a time capsule of the 2010s internet where zoomers still make attack helicopter jokes and do stuff like this.
realistically this is my problem but also I am far too stubborn to learn "short-term dating skills." I am not a dancing bear. I am not going to read a book about how to seduce. I do not "practice game," I will not "neg." I am EARNEST. and if that doesn't work, I die ALONE.