Shawn

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

@suction4IDs we kinda need more socialists willing to blow too much cash on a severely depreciating asset to save the girls and gays from this fate

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Republicans will just vote no on anything man what the fuck

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

There must be tens of people there.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

How do you professionally say “the new hire makes more than me and I trained them” in corporate?

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Well that’s going to be harder considering they can’t read

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.

[GregsGadgets @GregoryMcFadden]

$1200 iPad…

[Vita @Vita3ali]

“We’re 45 minutes early” HOW HOW HOW DO PILOTS DO THAT- you just take a quick little shortcut IN THE SKY??? Are you SPEEDING??
Not complaining but I just don’t understand how they save THAT much time

[Shawn @sdeezyyyy]

@Artemis531217 @vanillaopinions Same lol

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

They’re bringing out the big guns

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

BREAKING: Eric Trump BUSTED for trying to rig a UFC bet at the White House over DMs 💀

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Yeah bro you have to visit Austin. You can pay $40 for a food truck entree and eat it at a picnic table with flies everywhere. Misters spray water all over your food it’s 100 degrees

[777 @_garrettcharles]

you ask the uber driver to turn on his AC when its 80 degrees out suddenly they wanna start blasting through red lights #ohokay

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

The World Cup tourists have discovered Buc’ees

[Shawn @sdeezyyyy]

@drewwelker64 @PawneeParkRec @b1gdumb1diott How’s that even possible lol

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Custom EQ coming to AirPods, finally. That's actually my favorite thing announced so far lol