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@ABC I can only guess there are only 2 reasons why Trump liked Dolly Parton.
Two BIG reasons.
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@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @JoJoFromJerz What exactly is the violent thing that Kimmel said?

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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar In the medical field, 3 basic questions are asked of patients to test their basic awareness. Or if they are A&Ox3.
1). Do you know where you are?
2). Do you know today’s date?
3). Do you know who the president of the United States is?
I doubt Trump could get all three.

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@epsteinsearchin And the Dow. The Dow.. it’s 50. It’s 50 thousand.
❌ The Dow is 49…⬇️
❌ The Dow is 48…⬇️
❌ The Dow is 47,000⬇️

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@ABC And the earth is flat
And we never landed on the moon
And JFK, RFK and Elvis are still alive
And 9/11 was an inside job
And Area 51 has aliens in hiding
And Hillary and Pizzagate
And Trump won
And the Big Lie continues…

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@ABC A transformation like no one has ever seen before…..
…because no one has seen it.

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@Eliza_tylor1 Everyone gets this rong ?
“ rong” is spelled wrong.

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@mmpadellan Here’s a fun fact as Pam Bondi sits there with her cross around her neck. ✝️
Donald Trumps name is mentioned a million times in the Epstein documents…
There are 783,137 words in the entire Bible.
So that means Donald Trump is mentioned more times than actual words in the Bible.

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@atrupar Jeopardy catagory:
Things that the right would go absolutely crazy about if Joe Biden said it:
Q: Iceland is Greenland.
A: another Dumb-ass thing that Trump said.
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@j_fishback Five things I did at work…

1.) checked my email
2.) opened email from governor
3.) read it
4.) thought about it
5.) wrote response
6.) sent reply email

Oh wait! That’s six.
I must be an over achiever.

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@Gosleepriya Seven
7x3=21
21+14=35

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@GrageDustin 1) Agent steps directly in front of the car.
2) Driver gets shot in the face.
3) Accelerates abruptly. (As she gets shot in the face.
4) Agent walks away unharmed.

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@donwinslow Caption should read:
3 armed, masked men who did not identify themselves attacked a US citizen shouting “get the fuck out of the car”. One of them attempted to open her locked door, she tried to flee. She was then shot in the face by one of the men who ran out in front of her.

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@StandUpForTrmp 💩

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@RepJeffries here is a simple idea..
Why can’t the billion dollar airlines pay the Air Traffic Controllers to keep the airports running until the shutdown is over?
If nothing else, the airlines could loan them the money until the air traffic controllers get their back pay.

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@SenTedCruz I asked Grok:
Is George Soros funding the no Kings rally?

Answer:
“No solid evidence shows George Soros directly funding the No Kings rally. Rumors float around because his Open Society Foundations support progressive causes, but nothing ties him specifically to this event.”

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@realjakevaio @OccupyDemocrats Yeah that’s it. All those college professors were able to “radicalize” this one kid, in this one class, for just one semester..
And no one else in the class noticed?

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@DividedSkyGuy @JoelWBerry @grok What percent of mass shooters used a gun?
Hint: all of them.
So the math is not that hard.

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@IronyKumar @BoLoudon Yeah that’s just brilliant. Decrease the drug cost by 1200%. Might as well make them the free too!
But, then you hope they go out of business. So then when the drugs prices are .. it won’t matter.! You dumbasses.. THEY WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS!

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@jeffreymlevy @covie_93 Collagen? Botox?