selm ☾⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚

not comedian funny but can make you mildly chuckle funny

[selm ☾⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @sderbali7]

i am truly alone but i still have cartoons. -2012 me, also 2018 me

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[selm ☾⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @sderbali7]

I can’t believe how intense everything has gotten and it feels like all of us are coming together and sacrificing to defeat the final boss… lowkey it’s becoming Agni Kai

[بـدر🇰🇼 @ModricBdr]

معلش يالمغرب والله اتمنى فوزكم بس ورانا مشروع صهيوأرجنتيني وما يقدر عليه الا مبابي

هيا بنا يا كيليان ، انقذ الجزء الشريف من الكرة الارضية https://t.co/NWmUk0EKmy

[Ahmedõv @a5medv]

المقطع الاكثر حذفًا في تويتر من امبارح

المقطع ده الفيفا بتطارده بحقوق النشر من امبارح وكل اللي بينشره بيتقفله حسابه او المقطع ينحذف

ده باختصار ملخص الاخطاء التحكيمية امبارح وملخص المدعرة اللي عملها الحكم القذر ضد مصر

اتفرجوا بعينكم … ظلم بيّن وسرقة

[selm ☾⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @sderbali7]

@Bancrypto__ I think it was for the greater good. Beating Argentina 😂

[31stCenturyCombat @faithandheresy]

America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.

[selm ☾⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @sderbali7]

Iowa st let me down tonight 2nd seed my ass 😭😭

[selm ☾⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @sderbali7]

I have a better one now

[selm ☾⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @sderbali7]

I PICKED IOWAAAAA
I will enjoy my placement while it lasts

[selm ☾⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @sderbali7]

Lots of receding hairlines in this photo

[cat ❤️‍🔥 @calemakarma]

genuinely have never seen a group of uglier men in my life

[selm ☾⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @sderbali7]

Mmmm I will just say that when the zionist showed up in the halftime show, must of been for publicity’s sake to appeal to the maga crowd saying, “hey we got a white singer in our show! So it’s ok!! Please watch! 🫶🏼”

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

anyone who didn’t like the Bad Bunny performance has never had a bad bitch in their life

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Americans are mad about Bad Bunny preforming while they drink Mexican beer and stuff their faces with queso/guacamole at Superbowl parties

[ImDavisss @imdavisss]

What time does the bad bunny concert start?

[selm ☾⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚ @sderbali7]

NooOOO YOUTUBE I will NOT watch A 5 SECOND AD for a 9 SECOND VIDEOOOOOO

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

These fuckers will start WW3 just to protect some geriatric pedophile billionaires

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Monday: Mass Shooting.
Tuesday: Mass Shooting.
Wednesday: Mass Shooting.
Thursday: Mass Shooting.
Friday: Mass Shooting.
Saturday: Mass Shooting.
Sunday: Mass Shooting.

Republicans: “We gotta do something about trans people playing sports.”

[ً @cryst6ls]

it’s so cold outside fuck israel

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

"i hate politics/i hate both sides" - the most right wing person you've ever met

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

what else would y’all have expected a thieving felon creep criminal weirdo bitch to do?