Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social)

Dad, design nerd, Agile dev practitioner, occasional photographer. Author of the book “Becoming Agile”, now available! (Link below.)

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester Also, a million dollars is not nearly enough. After taxes it’s $700k, and you’re there for what, four hours? That’s only $175k per hour. You’re going to have to pony up more than that if you want me to eat fried butter, or whatever it is you’re supposed to do there.

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester It’s worse than that. It’s not that you have to just go to the Iowa State Fair and endure your time there. The brief is, “Go to the Iowa State Fair and PRETEND YOU LIKE IT.” Not for all the tea in China, as my mother would say.

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@ilyabu How else will they know they’re alive?

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@Incog Pretty soon she will be going to college. Like, tomorrow.

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@seahorsebend I am so, so sorry for your loss. I know what it is like to feel so alone. I hope the many replies you have received have made you realize that you are not alone. If I can be of help, please DM me.

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester Lol. The word “Showbiz” had negative connotations for the 4-7 year old demographic, owing to liberal Hollywood elites.

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester As soon as I sent that message in French, an ad for Jack-In-The-Box tacos popped up. Did Twitter translate the French word for “spicy” and assume I wanted tacos? <X-Files theme>

(Also I think it worked, because now I kinda want tacos. <X-Files theme>)

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester Oui oui! Ma messagerie électronique est toujours en français! Cela rend les messages extra longs et épicés!

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester Absolutely during

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester “You choose a server the same way you choose an email provider. That's it.”

When I tried to find a Mastodon server, the only general interest server that was accepting new accounts was in French. And I had to use a special tool to find that one. Then I gave up and took a nap.

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester @Cologuard My point is: never underestimate the underdog. And don’t steal bread.

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester @Cologuard What about user9396901632426‽ Do they mean NOTHING to you‽ You know who was just a number once? JEAN VALJEAN. And he grew up to become the President of FRANCE, or something. Javert (German for “Yes, vert”) goes, “Stay in prison 24601!” And Jean goes, “I have to rule France!”

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester You have to solution in order to grow your business. That’s just common sense.

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester LOL

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester I bet the Germans have one word for “Inbox Sixty-Six Thousand Five Hundred and Fourteen”.

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

We’re rivals on the field, but I know that Sounders and Reign fans stand with the fans and players of the Timbers and Thorns: Merritt Paulson has got to go. Portland deserves better. #NWSL

[Ryan Clarke @RyanTClarke]

The U.S. Soccer investigation is out.

Some findings:
-Merritt Paulson knew of abusive behavior from Paul Riley in 2014.
-Gavin Wilkinson blamed Mana Shim for putting Riley “in a bad position.”
-The Thorns interfered with the investigation.

#BAONPDX #NWSL https://t.co/xl5l8avxwS

[Seattle Reign FC @reignfc]

🏆 Your 2022 NWSL Shield Winner 🎉

Thank YOU for being here with us all season - let's keep it going for the playoffs!

#BoldTogether

[Scott Dierdorf (@sdierdorf.bsky.social) @sdierdorf]

@sssemester I know! Now you can finally have all the things you’ve always wanted to carry around, but which were formerly incompatible with athliesure attire! Handgun, tactical knife, small flashlight, bottle of ketchup, stick of pepperoni…the list is endless!