Dieter Erasmus

Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared and scars mean you lived!

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

Is this an acceptable time to be waiting for someone to answer the phone and help me sort out my account with you @MWEBTweets #pathetic #painful

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@JacaBreakfast When someone ends their meal at a restaurant with food left on the plate but doesn’t ask for a doggy-bag.

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@SA20_League - only half the stadium at @SuperSportPark has sound. #killingthevibe

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@UnitedStandMUFC Should be our Captain

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@UnitedStandMUFC The right approach is to keep everyone guessing!

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@JacaBreakfast “We need to unpack this further”
“Let’s take this offline”

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@RRyanspencer @MattP555 @Springboks @SSRugby Thanks Ryan. Sensible approach from Rassie.

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@followthebounce New lows 😢

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@ss_schools fail, again! 😡 https://t.co/dbyeEzoDbk

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@hershybru Only 18 points in the end

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@UnitedStandMUFC Is it just me or are other clubs doing a much better job of concealing their transfer market activity until signings are announced? Clubs can see United coming from a mile away and just ramp up their demands and prices.

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@UnitedStandMUFC Let’s hope it’s just a tactic to tone down our desperation and therefore the transfer fees we’ll face

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@UnitedStandMUFC So many intercepts from his passes!!!

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@UnitedStandMUFC Genius

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@UnitedStandMUFC Vidic, Stam and Ferdinand

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@UnitedStandMUFC Let’s please back this guy with time and the right players. The current squad is a mish-mash of players brought in by each of the previous managers. I support a meaningful clean-out.

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@UnitedStandMUFC There are positive signs. Ten Hag’s United would have lost that game 5-0.

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

@dannicholl @TheHomeofGolf @phoenixlp @skalabrak @AllanLamb294 @dunhilllinks Don’t forget to pop in at Tbe Jigger Inn

[Dieter Erasmus @sdjerasmus]

Amazing!

[Ben Karpinski @followthebounce]

Ben Johnson, on all the juice in 1988 ran a 9.79 in the 100m final.

Same time as last night’s winning time.

Carl Lewis, who was then given the gold in 1988 on 9.92 would have finished last in Paris.