Fauxcephus

I detest magicians. I refuse to wear uncomfortable shoes. If I ever were to try to take over the world, it would be with an army of highly trained racoons. .

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@TheTweetOfGod this had no more to do with religion than rape has to do with sex. This was about the human animal at its worst.

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

Any Atheist that would mock someone's religious beliefs when they offer love and peace is as bad as any backwoods zealot.

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@blakeshelton so sorry. Lost my older brother 3 yr ago this month. Like having a piece of your childhood stolen.

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@DrunkenMartina those aren't light sabers they're tasers.

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@DrunkenMartina I couldn't help but giggle because the drum kit boldly displayed "FOB" , which is slang for a Dandy boy.

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@TAINTEDLUVV @blakeshelton awww. We all know it's that one drunk uncle that makes Thanksgiving more fun.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Could everyone please retweet this so @JoelOsteen sees that many many people think he is an asshole? Thanks in advance.

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@DrunkenMartina polyester

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@DrunkenMartina then hogtie him in a very fashionable scarf?

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@DrunkenMartina go greasy and sleeveless. Perfect camouflage.

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@blakeshelton @kelly_clarkson you're so Fog horn Leghorn.

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Clowns have always been creepy.

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! BE SAFE AND HAVE FUN!!

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[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

New band name: The Oedipus Wrecks

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@LukeBryansPants that's some serious starching.

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@blakeshelton too much rain? Biblical plague? Rotate your crops? #horticulturist

[Fauxcephus @sdmanni80]

@DrunkenMartina @leeannwomack "what a tramp. She advertises that she'll *do bros*"

[James Scott Patterson @JScottPatterson]

There's just something about flying on a plane and not dying.