HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.
He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.
He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.
He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.
I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.
I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.
By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.
You can't hack what you can't interface with.
He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.
I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".
He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.
I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.
Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.
Hace años trabajé en una empresa de venta por catálogo y siempre tuve esta duda:
¿Cómo pueden vender tenis Nike más baratos que la tienda oficial?
Ahí descubrí que Nike (y otras) "rentan" los derechos de la marca exigiéndoles un "estándar de calidad mínimo" para poder usar su logo.
Con este permiso, la empresa busca maquiladoras en otros países para que los fabriquen a un menor costo y listo, ya puedes tener tenis con el logo original a menor precio...
@ymuchosmemes Es solo otra herramienta, y se equivoca más veces de la qué acierta (de hecho hay que hacerla repetir más cosas para que acierte casi siempre)