sycadaaa 🍒

.•:✧✦✧:•. live fast and leave a sexy corpse .•:✧✦✧:•.

[sycadaaa 🍒 @sdnastyyy]

just finished season 2 of severance …. it’s fuck Helly R

[sycadaaa 🍒 @sdnastyyy]

today is my version of hell … 2 back to back zoom calls

[sycadaaa 🍒 @sdnastyyy]

when an ex boo is now on ur nfl team …. kill me

[jynx @jynxbby]

men will ask you zero questions about yourself and then say they never met anybody like you

[CARESHA ABEG @mortalslut]

Ace and Jeremiah FINALLY arguing let’s get INTO IT #LoveIslandUSA

[Nneoma🇳🇬 @nneoma_nosike]

love island usa, you have done it again

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

#BieberSummer

[yoon @vsugasrm]

why do my votes for love island usa have more of an effect than my actual presidential votes

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

this the weather you take a bad bitch like me to get ice cream in

[sycadaaa 🍒 @sdnastyyy]

THIS is the american they choose to put on love island uk???? cmon now 🙄

[sycadaaa 🍒 @sdnastyyy]

*finishes paying off my car* *gets in an accident* …. why is this my life

[sycadaaa 🍒 @sdnastyyy]

i have so many damn friends that are taurus’ & gemini’s

[sycadaaa 🍒 @sdnastyyy]

you wanna sell me your secret dreams preferred camping pass so bad

[sycadaaa 🍒 @sdnastyyy]

how many more people can pick up running as a hobby and make it their entire personality? we boutta have to close the streets for all these damn run club mf’s !!

[sycadaaa 🍒 @sdnastyyy]

I know i’m getting old when I don’t understand my high school players fashion styles

[j a r e d @beatsenplace]

Tonight I met someone who is ‘Philly sober’

(Whippets only)

[Daily Bread Music @dailybreadmusic]

so aromatic