Simon Orriss

Currently tweeting #eurosdiscipline updates. London's taught me one thing: Sweet Potato beats Quinoa

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@owentcharles to your credit I assumed that was a deliberate mistake.

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@bcfctweets any news on safety certificate and tickets for Saturday?

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

Got called "bro" in the gym today. Immediately terminated my contract.

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@owentcharles Bonnington Square, 46 min walk to Cov G, 36 min walk to Brixton tube. You'd catch a lot of Pokemon.

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@DipoFaloyin @owentcharles If you're fuelled by nutribullet stuff then apparently you can. But obviously you can't.

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@owentcharles Now watched all of it and can confirm it continued to be bloody brilliant

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@owentcharles extract from a recent ad I saw "complete with nutribullet"

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

Watched 30mins of #StrangerThings and it is bloody brilliant #unemployed

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

That time the FA didn't technically turn down my application to be manager of #England #cvonfile… https://t.co/3PVJ0iYyac

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

#Canada 🇨🇦 is actually brilliant. Laser Galactic Odyssey, sea kayaking, 434 bald eagles, bacon +… https://t.co/qiCQcwzwsM

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

#ita basically the #filthiest team. #por and #fra would need 3 or 4 reds plus 6 or 7 yellows to overtake them.

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@DipoFaloyin @Mirande cheers pal. I'll bring you some celebratory maple syrup and an I ❤️ NY shirt.

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@Mirande @DipoFaloyin this is disappointing

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@Mirande @DipoFaloyin er. Yes.

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@DipoFaloyin 20 Oct in Brixton. @mirande would be keen but we'll be in VC when tickets go on sale :( https://t.co/6sEyWkFd2A

[Craig David @CraigDavid]

Tickets for my @TS5 shows at @O2academybrix on 20th Oct and @MancAcademy on 21st Oct are on general sale THIS Monday

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@mrjakehumphrey it would be funnier to check the reasons that the Welsh squad gave to UEFA #EnglandB

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

NEWS: Lee Tomlin is back. https://t.co/yMx3WX8k1a

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

NEWS: Tomlin pens a three-year deal, joining for an undisclosed fee from Bournemouth. https://t.co/yMx3WX8k1a

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

In 2016 I've won more football medals than Harry Kane, Jack Wilshere, and Roy Hodgson combined.… https://t.co/0hHsgIMtjq

[Simon Orriss @sdorriss]

@owentcharles Accepted. I was asleep when you did so.