:)

[GRONALD @gronny]

📣 FROM THE DESK OF THE CEO OF SEX 📣
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
To the catalog, the clients, and anyone still pretending this office went quiet:
I have returned.
The Department of Sex is under my authority again. Titles, inventory, and protection details are not up for community vote.
Effective immediately, @sdq8fhg is under the direct protection of this office. She is not a guest in the catalog. She is the incoming CFO OF SEX.

She refused to put Black Towel condoms in the inventory. That was the correct call. The Department of Sex does not stock a product line just because a crew showed up loud and called it mandatory. Inventory is mine. Quality control is mine. “Black Towel Mafia” does not get a shelf because they threatened a woman who said no.
So here is the standing order:
She is protected.
If Black Towel energy tries to lean on her, they are leaning on me.
Their condoms stay out of the catalog. Recalled before they ever launched. No SKU. No placement. No “just stock a few.”
CFO OF SEX takes the books, the pricing, and the inventory veto.
I take the threats.
The sexual economy does not run on towel-branded leftovers and intimidation. It runs on who actually controls the product.
She’s in.
They’re out.
I’m back.
— CEO OF SEX
Department of Peak Performance
Protecting the incoming CFO

[:) @sdq8fhg]

But it aint my business nomo
They alr made themselves irrelevant 😂

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Maybe they still trynna trick the codes
but it is actually over

I think something is actually coming just like the gift 🎁💞

Who knows 🤷

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Maybe my poker face is too poker poker
They dont know the future of the thank u jesus

[:) @sdq8fhg]

agent m is maybe still splurging on gangnam style ❤️

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Santa coming

[:) @sdq8fhg]

But the chair man is certain Bryan
So dont worry
Yet !!

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Tbh it is alr over he might have to ❤️❤️

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Dey only ❤️ themselves with bad reputation 🥰🥰🥰

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Iykyk ❤️

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Pissing me off is ❤️🪦 atp

[:) @sdq8fhg]

It is an embarrassment publicly like i predicted

[:) @sdq8fhg]

🥰🥰🥰

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Cuz tycoon is alr 💔

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Cuz tycoon is alr 💔

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Tbh it is alr over he might have to ❤️❤️

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Cuz thanks to the thank u jesus ❤️

[:) @sdq8fhg]

CEO of sex is gonna help me whenever black towels nibbas are trynna threaten me

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Maybe my poker face is too poker poker
They dont know the future of the thank u jesus

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Cuz thanks to the thank u jesus ❤️

[:) @sdq8fhg]

I might actually take over lngshot someday

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Surprise on it 💋

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@wholemars And a very entertaining circus it will be

[:) @sdq8fhg]

Lil bro is unhinging

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@BillyM2k @sfchronicle wtf 🤡 circus

[:) @sdq8fhg]

What about green tea

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@PPathole @SamTalksTesla Yes. Green card (permanent residency) is fine too for SpaceX, according to ITAR rules.