Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

Fine dining restaurants clearly don’t understand how much I love mashed potatoes.

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@jason61987 It’s going to be a long weekend and likely a long recovery.

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@yonderer #kookslam

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@LoriM31081204 @moorezak28 Hilary’s last reported wind speed was 60 MPH. That is a tropical storm. It WAS a hurricane, but it no longer is.

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@djsampson Right?!?!

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@EricG1247 At 22 weeks she doesn’t need to be pathetically situated on her hands and knees. Squat down and clean up after your kid or have them do it. Also, I don’t believe that 72% of people are jumping in to clean up after other people’s brats. Ya’ll lying to yourselves.

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@JoJoFromJerz Cabo San Lucas… and OH SHIT; I now live there! 🏝️

[Sandra Valencia @v57838566]

@atdipietro So Evil & Twisted! The University knew & did NOTHING… The University could have stooped this horrific nightmare for all these victims They DIDN’T & this doctor should be in Prison for the rest of his life. It goes without saying, his Medical License has to be revoked.

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@WhyNotGrelle @mollymcnearney The high waisted are stomach ache inducing. Low waist is fine. Look at the dudes. Their guts hang over their pants. We can do that too!

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@plasticmartyr I’m so sorry. Shit, I struggle with social anxiety, and I’m not Trans. Much love to you. ❤️

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@stepht93 @MajorFactor2 Came here to say this. 🤣

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@JoJoFromJerz How about Avantis Blue Wave?

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@GoldBlooded79 Land’s End & The Arch

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@joncoopertweets It would be difficult to not make this a run-on sentence.

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

Sadly, I guess @mattgaetz did, indeed, ‘get off.’

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@PlouffeLeo Do any adults still eat cereal?

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

Realized I accidentally followed @RepMTG. Probably occurred during some insomnia induced 4am scroll. I feel dirty.

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@duty2warn @Brya42157922Sue Except for the occasional porn it would be my first PPV purchase.

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@Lelaine_Artz Uber was protesting against unfair treatment by the police for being Uber drivers. It was a shit show for so many (including us). Sorry about your family’s trip.

[Shelli Ratzlaff 🍷 @sdratzlaff]

@ElyKreimendahl Feeling this on so many levels!