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[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

The dishwasher broke

My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty"

I said nothing

I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment

$2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered

I called

47 minutes on hold

They sent a technician

Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm

My analyst delivers faster than that

And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines

He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm

Looked at the dishwasher

Opened the door

Closed the door

Touched something underneath

Said "not covered"

90 seconds

That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human

I said "what's covered"

He said "the motor"

I said "what's wrong with it"

He said "not the motor"

I said "convenient"

He said the service fee is $75

I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words

My analyst could do that

And he's not even that good

I called the warranty company back

38 minutes on hold

Requested the policy

129 pages

I read all 129 pages

Because that's what I do

The coverage section is 34 pages

The exclusions section is 58

The business model is right there

In the margins

Where nobody reads

Except me

Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service"

Page 104 excludes control panels

A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function

Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart

I highlighted both

Sent them an email

Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx."

Attached both pages

No other context

Took them three days to send a technician

Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole

Funny how that works

They covered the repair

Waived the $75

And I canceled the warranty anyway

Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract

It's a suggestion

My wife said "so we're canceling"

I said "we're canceling"

She said "and the dishwasher"

I said "fixed. They're covering it."

She said "how"

I said "I read the policy"

She said "all 129 pages"

I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look."

She looked at me

Then she said "you're unbelievable"

I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough."

She looked at the ceiling

The dishwasher works now

The warranty is canceled

And the policy has been read

By at least one person

Probably the first

Make common sense common again

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

Dette er min type porn!

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

Smart engineering in action 👌

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

@DocumentNo Det skurrer for meg at å leve i to år med fysisk/ psykisk mishandling =11 måneder.
Å bli banket, kvelt og knivtruet samt få bolig rasert =5 måneder.
At noen fører en finger inn i skjeden din når du sover + tar bilde, noe du oppdager år senere =2-3 år. Er dette folks rettsfølelse?

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

One of the greatest lectures ever.

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

Jeg ANER ikke om dette stemmer. Jeg deler bare i håp om at noen finner ut av det

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Barron Trump buys $50 million worth of oil stocks two days before Trump started the war in Iran.

- He bought before the bombs fell
- He bought before Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz
- He bought before 20% of global oil supply was choked
- He bought before crude oil prices reached levels not seen since 2008

This is insider trading and highly illegal.

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

@kiheger @StenRHelland Heger, da! Dette var en uakseptabel setningsoppbygning!

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

White house finally got something right! Neither Trump nor penguins has anything to do with Greenland 😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Embrace the penguin.

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

A big update on Jada the dog who had the huge growth removed.

She is still terrified and looking at walls but there has been some huge progress.

Today was a wonderful day for her (1/7) 🧵

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

#NyttProfilbilde

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

TdF er over og jeg må belage meg på at mannen går inn i 3 dagers depresjon

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Moving a photo in Microsoft Word... so true 🤣🤣

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

@CNviolations First thought: 3x10,75 is 32,25, so I would check the bill closely for other miscalulations 🙄
Second: Your tip-system is just as lunatic as your measuring-systems.

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

@Villvilje Du har gitt meg 100 sånne, endelig hadde jeg noe å gi tilbake 😘

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

@Villvilje - denne er til deg!

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

@FyllingenProxy @KjemiSarah This is true

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

The world has gone crazy.

[Tage Birkeland @TageBirkeland]

Dette var nedtur 😣 Jeg har lest feil. Det står «Parkering med appen». Ikke «Parkering med apen» 😕

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Yes. But I cant be bothered to

[Helt scheis @seSchei1]

@greg16676935420 Mr Freeze