Sea☀️🌷💛

If you can't take my sense of humor and insults we probably can't be friends, just sayin'.

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

I wish my dog could come everywhere with me. He is 100% my little security blanket.

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

@MazieCakes Dooooo it.

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

@hulu is on some bullshit if they think I’m paying $9.99/month and having two minute ads.

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

Why can I not find the cinnamon pear @redbull anywhere?! I miss you. 😭 #babycomeback

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

I’m sorry but if your dog is going to be outside barking non stop at 8 in the morning I’m going to blast my music out the window. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

@EmmeryAdams I’m sure we’ll still be getting those in another 10 years. 🤮

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

@MazieCakes They let me take it home for the night, soooo I had no choice but to keep it. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

Test drove an Audi Q5 and now I don’t think I can return it. 🙃

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

Dude. Chelsea from #LoveisBlind is why men turn to shit. Nothing is ever good enough. I’d be pulling my hair out if I was a dude with someone like her.

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

@EmmeryAdams It’s always some dumb bullshit

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

You ever see a friend request come thru and instantly know its so they can stalk your shit for someone else?

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

Starting 2024 off with blocking numbers. We’re off to a good start, I’d say. 🙃

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

@alycat_4 They’re the worst 🥴

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

Still waiting for someone to build me a mansion in Wisconsin

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

It’s Castles 10th birthday today and I swear the amount of love coming in for this sweet boy is crazy.

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

I’m finally getting caught up on @callherdaddy and I am now even more in love with @PostMalone 🫶🏼🥺
Literally the cutest, kindest soul ever.

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

I like my men tired by 10pm, y’all 2am-4am ones ain’t it

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

@joanna_tofte @AndreaRussett He’s so grey now! Such an old man, but still the absolute best. We miss JoMamas. 🫶🏼

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

This is the second time I’ve been randomly offered to go to Vegas for free since I’ve been single. Should I be saying yes and living more on the edge?😅🤣

[Sea☀️🌷💛 @SeaaBurd]

Another one bites the dust