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Here for final instructions when the time comes 🛸👽/💻👾🛜/🕌📰

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

Hideous name, congrats tho

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

It's easy to drag the women, but don't forget y'all, there were 2 other "men" on that jury who checked their balls at the door and sided with these crazy bitches.

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

9/11 Families: Please don’t come.

Mamdani: I won, it’s my right as mayor to attend and laugh at your dead family members!

[Jebus @Jebus]

"I think Clancy is innocent"

"I understand your view, i just think we should listen to black voices"

[seabass @SeabassBeth]

@punishplatypus @found_it_funny I’m ashamed but I just got it

[Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham]

AOC,

You laughed and giggled with the jihadist while the names were being read.

This is empty. This is meaningless. We know how you really feel.

You’re a fake chick from Yorktown Heights who has to cosplay as a “Bronx girl” in order to attempt to get street cred. Mamdani is cosplaying as an American while being a terrorist-sympathizing jihadist. Neither one of you should have been there.

You couldn’t care less about the people who were murdered on that day, you couldn’t care less about New Yorkers, you definitely don’t care about black folks (with your community noted post earlier today and your fake “blaccent” that sounds worse than Kamala’s), and you have no problem standing with the enemies of this country. You’re even more of a traitor than Mamdani is because you were born here.

This country needs to wake up. Neither one of you should be in the position you’re in. We’ve forgotten.

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

"Now imagine he's black"

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Not only have the other jurors spent a week publicly insulting the lone black man, but remember that they also tried to have him physically removed from the jury. AND the defense attorney filed a legal motion accusing him of bigotry. This is precisely the kind of scenario that the Left has fantasized about for years. Now it finally happens but they accidentally sided with the white people. Phenomenal.

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

The lone black male juror:

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

There needs to be generous federal subsidies for stay at home centrist shitposters.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“He couldn’t get past the fact Lindsay viciously murdered her three kids.” Is a wild statement to say and not think you are a demon.

[His Divine Shadow @ESchillup]

@mr_jones62998 @elonmusk @chesscom The fact musk making tweets like a normal retard is why we love him, the fact it upsets degenerate idiots like you is just a bonus.

[intern @intern]

Awhile back, I tweeted a dumb joke that subtly let everyone know it was my birthday. It was not my proudest moment and I promised myself I’d grow up and never fish for attention like that again.

That was exactly 2 years ago today. Crazy how much people can change

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

It is impossible to estimate how many children's lives the holdout male juror has saved, because if Lindsey Clancy was found not guilty, the little bodies would be piling up in basements all over the country.

[Douglass Mackey @douglassmackey]

Reddington has outed the juror as a man. He should absolutely be disbarred and I hope someone is preparing a bar complaint.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity https://t.co/UadGKYACav

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They say we don't teach about socialism in schools. Yes we do: group projects. Where you do ALL the work because your 3 lazy teammates do nothing, but you have integrity and don't wanna fail, but they end up getting the same grade as you for nothing. That's socialism. It sucks.

[becca 🐇 @trashlizard69]

People from your high school be following Crest toothpaste on Facebook

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

And we all remember what happened LAST TIME she wasn’t able to emotionally handle something