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〝 You wouldn't be wrong. I'll see what I can do. I can't promise anythin' but me bein' there. To be honest, I don't think either of them can read, so this might be a little tough. 〞
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@L3v14thann ⠀
〝 She barely listens to the thoughts in her head. Wave around some food and maybe you'll get somewhere. What books are you tryin' to get? 〞
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〝 Someone's gonna have to change their name, @hyenachuckle. @tyrantdriver. This is fuckin' ridiculous. Both of you give me the same dumb look when I call. 〞
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〝 You crazy? I'm not gonna walk around with a gallon of spit on my hand. That's gross. Tell me what you want, damn it, or you're not gettin' nothin' at all. 〞
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〝 Some bloody nerve on you, blue. When’dya grow the bollocks to throw away my state of the art moisturizer? 〞Her eyes fixate atop the newly stained tail of her coat, the sight of which earns her full ire.
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〝 You're a big hungry fucker, ain't you? Winners get rewards, now what? I ain't got any money on me, so don't go askin' for that. You can have my next plate if that's what you're eyein'. 〞
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〝 Yeah, ya heard it here first. I, Captain Gwendolyn Mirabella Ambrosia of the Ossuary Pirates, surrender to you. Get your laughs in, and quit lickin' me already! Like a damn puppy ... 〞Her saliva-coated hand shook, then she trailed it along her coat to clean.
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“ What was that I just heard? Couldn't be the oh-so-feared captain of the Ossuary Pirates admittin' defeat, innit? ” An identically sadistic giggle accompanies her characteristically wry smirk. Ever the egoist.
“ That all you got, bluenette? I'm hardly satisfied. ”
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Gwendolyn tried to force her off, but her lack of strength mixed with her inability to control her giggles made it impossible to move. Instead, she laughed so hard, her feet would kick into the air.〝 You win! Roxie, you──HAHAHA! Okay, okay!!! You WIN! 〞
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〝 Will you stop already!? I'm not lettin' you── 〞Then, a burst of laughter began to build. Louder she would chortle at the feeling of her teeth, unable to stop the tears that welled in her eyes. She tried to hold out, but she could only do it for so long.
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“ Quit being such a crybaby, will you? Lemme bum a nibble off you, already! Just one bite! ” she’d plead against her prey’s skin through her teeth. A wicked curl of the uppermost lip foretells she bears no intention whatsoever to ration her appetite.
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She didn't turn, nor did she greet whomever came by. Pretending to be oblivious, Gwendolyn played the part by humming the familiar tune spouting from the record player.
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It was quiet, dead silent if it weren't for the chirping of crickets or faint squawking of birds in the area. It gave her time to reflect on the journeys they shared. A smile forced its way unto her face, though it quickly dimmed once the sound of footsteps grew louder. ↓
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