Black Barracuda

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My cousins keep having babies and like so cute but gross 😭

[Black Barracuda @seaforchloe]

@kfc happy Gravy fest everyone 🥳

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oh, I'm about to lose 16 years of gmail history? ..thats fine

[Black Barracuda @seaforchloe]

@jimmyfallon anesthetic free dental work #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking

[Black Barracuda @seaforchloe]

Last night my dad explained to me what a Betacuck is... so watch out everyone

[Black Barracuda @seaforchloe]

I used to put my clothes on my dog at 9 years old and I still do at 33... i feel it's true our adult selves are our weird 12 year old selves 😭

[Black Barracuda @seaforchloe]

@Chiquita ew

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you know it's bad when your therapist asks for a check-in in a few days 👀

[Black Barracuda @seaforchloe]

and @pattonoswalt too

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I'm drunk and that means time for my favorite motherfucking movie, the Secret life Of the Walter fucking Mitty. thank you sir @BenStiller for the quintessence that is truly a great fucking movie

[Black Barracuda @seaforchloe]

Hold up, maybe he did idk I should finish the episode before talking shit. I'm also drunk

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Ooooookay so I'm watching Green Acres for the first time since I was 12 and omg this is so fucking funny homie had no idea wtf he was doing but also eva gabor will always be a vibe 😍

[Black Barracuda @seaforchloe]

why can't I wirelessly charge my vape yet

[Black Barracuda @seaforchloe]

@stiiizy I could take unlimited coyotes in a fist fight

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@qualityrye I'm so glad someone else noticed this OMG

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@Terry_Thirteen Being there.. I can tell you it was so emotional 😢

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@JohnCena only JC would have 2am thoughts like this

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Princess of how many Wales?

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@redbull ohhhhhh definitely @alo_oficial

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If I end up in a coma- someone please check my ears daily and make sure my plugs don't look fucking stupid. Thank you