SeaGee

Just be yourself. Or not. Whatever. Just don't be a dick.

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@dominos is apparently incapable of delivering a pizza through their app, or refunding you when they cancel it.

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So absolutely thrilled to meet @GaryGulman after a hilarious show. Maria got to let him know that her “Wooo!” was on his HBO recording. Such a genuinely nice human. Also, I learned that “Boy Named Sue” was written by Shel Silverstein. And now you know that too.

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@aero_precision do you have plans on making your handguards in ODG anodized?

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@SixtUSA been on hold for 25 minutes. Is there another way to get in touch with the Orlando Airport office?

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@WineauxDLynnP Oh man, that’s awesome! I fell in love with the Somm films and when I saw the video on Bern’s website I knew that was you. That restaurant is amazing, with an incredible wine collection. I’m a big fan, thanks for replying DLynn!

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@WineauxDLynnP when you were with Penfolds, did you bring that crystal decanter to Bern’s Steakhouse in Tampa, FL?

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@BungieHelp been getting Cabbage error codes all day. Played just fine last night.

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@realstewpeters Not a nice, feminine back like the one you have, Stewart?

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@realstewpeters Where in America is this happening?

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So pumped that @GaryGulman is coming to town in Clearwater! Got show tickets last night and preordering the book tonight. Gary, can you autograph my kindle?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I’m not dressed in a Biden Snuggie, wearing a Biden cowboy hat, Biden chaps or using a Biden beer koozie. I’m not waving a California King-sized Biden flag, and I do not have Biden’s face painted anywhere on myself or on my car.
And I am not spending my Saturday morning waiting out in the middle of some freezing cold Texas field on the anniversary of a deadly cult compound siege in order to hear Biden tell me (again) about how the 2020 election was stolen from him.
I’m not doing any of that shit, because I’m not a fucking idiot and I’m not in a cult.

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@StefWilliams25 @MustangMan_TX Stefanie, his profile says “No DM’s without his permission”
Just send him a DM, and he’ll be forced to carry it to term, even though he didn’t give permission.

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@EdKrassen Every accusation is a projection…

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@MindOfAcripple

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@ChristFinnegan “Cuz she’s got a…GREAT ASS!! And you got your head, all the way up it!!”

The Godfather had amazing writing.

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@LexEngland @ElijahSchaffer “Excuse me….excuse me…I just need to…grab these….fruit cups. Thank you.”

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@sunvetmall Sun Vet +

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@safehavensecure been on hold for over an hour, for multiple days. All I want is to be able to access my panel and it’s features. What’s the part of “concierge service” if nobody can return a phone call?

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@ksorbs “If you think the mRNA vaccine means it “modifies your DNA” you can comment about vaccines.”