Jody Birds

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

[Jody Birds @seagsishere]

It’s me, I’m people

[Jody Birds @seagsishere]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/EFVbbAdWXe #NBA #82and0

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Christopher Nolan expects audiences to believe this trip lasted 10 years

[Jody Birds @seagsishere]

@GOP__Ls All we need to do is publicly guillotine one of these assholes for stuff like this and the corruption will stop

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Hunter Biden is proof that posters are born not built. Musk will never achieve 1/10th of this guy’s ability

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

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[MLB @MLB]

It is high! It is far! It is GONE!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Abdul El-Sayed: “AIPAC and Israel are not the same as Judaism and the Jewish people. I love Judaism and I love the Jewish people. The single most dangerous thing they’ve tried to tell us is somehow they can extend the definition of antisemitism to include a foreign government and its leaders. I call bullshit”

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

We are not making fun of the Celtics enough

[Jody Birds @seagsishere]

Knicks playoff games start tonight

[Chaos Lord Crow Biden ᚺᛖᛁᚦᛁᚾ @chaos_lord_c]

No War But Class War

[Covie @covie_93]

Can't believe the US is about to go to war with Iran because y'all didn't want six transgender athletes to play sports.

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Elon Musk got so butthurt over an Eagles Super Bowl tweet he made in 2023 not performing better than Joe Biden’s he made 80 engineers come in at 2 a.m. to rework the algorithm.

All he had to do was follow the WIP model and bitch about Jalen Hurts to see his engagement go up.

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Ser Duncan the Tall X Many Men

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Buttigieg: In a country that amended its constitution so you could not purchase a beer and then realized it was a bad idea and amended it back, surely we can have an amendment clarifying that a corporation is not a person and money is not speech.

[awlivv @awlivv69]

rt if you fucking hate AI

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Final 30 seconds last night:

OG Anunoby offensive rebound
OG Anunoby made free throw (tie score)
OG Anunoby made free throw (NY up 1)
OG Anunoby steal
OG Anunoby made free throw (NY up 2)
OG Anunoby made free throw (NY up 3)
OG Anunoby defensive rebound

Win.

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

Yo I’m crying

[Team AOC @TeamAOC]

The only thing that can stand in the way of an authoritarian-led show of force is the will of millions of us joined together.

It will take all of us, fighting in solidarity against those who seek to keep New York unaffordable for the many to win.

Polls close in an hour — VOTE!

[Chris Dell 🧪 @MaddJournalist]

There are only 2 outcomes for Week 9:

1. Bench TreVeyon Henderson and watch him break out for 20-200-2

2. Start TreVeyon Henderson and watch him get 0.9 fantasy points while Terrell Jennings & D’Ernest Johnson combine for 19 carries, 39 yards and 9 fumbles