Pete

Delivery coo... at your service.

This twitter is not affiliated with the WENP. Opinions expressed are solely my own. Please I'm just a bird.

[Pete @seagullying]

Who's a good bird? Me. I'm a good bird. Do I want a cracker? Why yes, yes I do.

[Pete @seagullying]

*aHEM* It's that time of year I suppose.. Now, surely you all can put aside your squabbles and take part in a little Holiday Spirit?

Hoo.. This is a top secret exchange! I shall handle the assignments and the deliveries. Kindly reminder not to shoot, strangle, etc the messenger.

[Pete @seagullying]

@CigarsLaurent @DailyRoswell @ICameForKnives Hoo.. 😟

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A fine day for a french fry.

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@KaidoCantSeeMe Siiiiigh.. you could say that..

..Actually, there was a fellow I met earlier who seemed keen to indulge me, but.. eh,, it Has been a While.......

[Pete @seagullying]

@DailyRoswell Incentive, yes yes of course.
..What kind of incentive?

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@DailyRoswell Oh ho????????????

[Pete @seagullying]

@DailyRoswell Unless.. you haven't heard anything, perchance, have you.., perhaps..~? No..~?

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@DailyRoswell Eh.

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@DailyRoswell Truth be told,
...
..I'm bored.

[Pete @seagullying]

Nachos, Chipotle..
Chop.

Urp,,

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@DesertKing0 h-h-heyheyhEYHEYHEY!!!!!!
Ppp,,,ppp,pplease don;t,, shoot the messenger, so to speak,, i am just a bird just the delivery bird sir just a widdle bbirrddyy nnnnoooo also it's my b-birthday i-i;m just a lil birthday bwirdie,,,,,....

[Pete @seagullying]

I. Um. Errrrrrmmm........
..d-delivery for.. Please don't ask.
i-i'll just... set these down here......
@DesertKing0

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OOooooOoouhghhhgghh.. i can feel it... i can feel the light fading.......... o-or.. is that More light? at the end of a....... dark tunnel.....................

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MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

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@shuroro1 Ohhoho! I think you'll find him more than relatable. Something of a kindred spirit, even. You two share a certain.. how to put it? Propensity for excellence?

[Pete @seagullying]

@shuroro1 Oh, please. I'm farily certain goats don't eat birds, you're more likely to munch on all those beli notes I've just delivered.

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@shuroro1
Ahem,, ..I am carrying a large sum of money to be delivered to you. Along with what appears to be some sort of... tissue sample? Eugh,,,,,,....