Chelsea Bassham

I like stuff, but there's some other stuff that I don't much care for. Like ending sentences in prepositions. And incomplete sentences.

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

@corywilkerson Hi! I don't ever do twitter anymore. Did you see my fb comment?

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

I'm gettin' pretty excited about this crepe place that's going to open downtown.

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

In Las Vegas all change is in dollar bills. Hmm. Wonder why. #stuffivenoticed

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

Just handed my bro $10 to pick me up some @tacobell #eatlikeaking

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

Ummm...this is all I've got so far. http://twitpic.com/4cnp3y

[Grammar Girl @GrammarGirl]

This magazine cover desperately needs a comma! http://j.mp/hHcf1t (via @SarahFowler)

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

Sidebar: if anyone's stumped on what to get me for Easter, may I suggest...? #whyspringrocks http://twitpic.com/4c8rvz

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

Would've rather had a cool pair of jeans. And my receipt blew away in the wind. #whyspringsucks http://twitpic.com/4c8qry

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

<78>RT @jasongaylor @corywilkerson i bet you miss the great food and diversity too. :)

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

Goal for the day: learn to shoot fireballs from my hands.

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

I feel like I've earned something. I don't know what...but I know I've earned it and I know I want it now.

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: sporks are an utterly useless utensil. Unless you're eating coleslaw--then they're perfect.

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

<oh now there's an idea>RT @corywilkerson Dear @groupon - less microdermabrasion, more destroy ticketmaster

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

@zdfs thumbs up

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

Die-uh-bead-us http://yfrog.com/h7crtmsj

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

Why do dudes always leave a seat between them at the movie theater? I get it--you're not gay. Now scoot together and snuggle up!!

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

Survey says...? #dbagoryouthpastor http://yfrog.com/h04unwgj

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

Why is it that douche bags and youth pastors wear the same types of shirts?

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

Well it's been quite a day.If you feel like google image-ing "prolapsed colon" that'll give you some idea. And w/that I bid you adieu.

[Chelsea Bassham @seaham]

http://yfrog.com/h8fytgsj. Oops. This is it.