Ronaldo Botticelli (Alpha Male)

Famed Renaissance Artist, Crypto Enthusiast.

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Your 2018 Seattle Mariners will be the worst team, in any sport, ever assembled.

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@KylePorterNS He's not gonna fuck you, Kyle.

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@Softykjr Wait what? How dumb are you?

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@JacsonBevens Nothing says "arrived" like completing 50% of your passes.

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@bigtimehawksfan He's been awful. Regardless the run/pass % he's not a serious NFL OC.

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@Softykjr You would be undefeated if it weren't for those four losses! Ugh!

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@bigtimehawksfan @AaronLevine_ Can you imagine the Seahawks coming out and saying "hey we're striving to sustain being average". I think Mariners fans have just become desensitized to how absolutely insane that objective is coming from an ownership group.

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@dickfain Why would they run the ball?

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@pat_chun is a fat chode.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

What a scene in Seattle.
Congrats @WSUCougarFB on a MASSIVE win!

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HAHAHAH FUCK YOU @Softykjr !!!!!!

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@Softykjr Hahah you fucking loser!!!!

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@bigtimehwksfn69 @Softykjr Yeah but man do they have some sick firework shows.

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@KylePorterCBS You are so stupid, especially for someone who writes about golf you apparently know nothing about golf!

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@BrockHuard @Seahawks All the morons saying yes dont have a clue when it comes to the guard situation. Seahawks dont need an often injured QB who requires 5 seconds to throw/process behind Tremayne Anchrum.

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@fehrgolf Play with their eyes. See it and hit it.

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@KylePorterCBS Pretty standard here Chief if you know how to play golf.

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@robstaton Unlimited soup and free waffles though 😎

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@Twerkely_txt @kin34999130 @SodoMojoFS @MarinersLifer Only team who’s never appeared* in a World Series which is even more sad and pathetic!

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@kin34999130 @SodoMojoFS @MarinersLifer Hey Idiot, who’s the only MLB team to never win a World Series? The entire Mariners organization are a bunch of losers, literally. Congrats on your 90 win seasons though, Moron.

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@SodoMojoFS @MarinersLifer Biggest pussy loser mentality ever. “Wahhhhh he had a bad attitude, trade him” JK’s only fault was he wanted to win, and that’s a very scary proposition for the Mariners and their fans.

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@SodoMojoFS @MarinersLifer Trading him was a good idea because he rightfully called out what is the worst front office in baseball? Oh boo hoo, he wants to win. And Mariners are historically bad at winning 🙄