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@nojir039 [✏️] World renown ROBOTICIST PROFESSOR (NOT ROBOT) Shinai ADMITS HIS CRIME is his PROJECT!!!??? QUOTE: "how I got here -- [...] I have [...] done [...] wrong", "It must be [...] my [...] project". OH MY GOD. WHAT does this all MEAN!???? PLEASE, PROFESSOR, TELL US MORE!!!!!!!!!
@nojir039 [✏️] GASP. In STAGGERING turn of events world renown roboticist PROFESSOR (NOT ROBOT) SHINAI found IMPRISONED!? THE WORLD == SHOCKED. FEAR not, our reporters are right on the scene!!!! PROFESSOR SHINAI!!! What would you LIKE to say to the world?!?? How do you EXPLAIN YOURSELF?!!?