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all bark, no bite.

[🦭 @seals_withaC]

I guess City Market knows their target audience.

[Upstream Lacrosse @upstreamlax]

Hang em up 41, you had a good career ⛸️⛸️⛸️

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When the chick-fill-a line is longer than the one at Security.

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Changing his contact to short king because he’s 5’5 and a half.

[🦭 @seals_withaC]

Read an article that guys only date boring girls. I’ve been taking up chess.

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Man, I miss Pho Saigon Star

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I hate the airport.

[🦭 @seals_withaC]

Summer ‘22 mood:

[🦭 @seals_withaC]

Ordered 3 packages last week and 2 are lost 😇😇😇

[🦭 @seals_withaC]

The voicemails I keep in my mailbox are deeply personal.

[🦭 @seals_withaC]

Having a nut free summer if anyone was curious.

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He’s a 9 but can’t tie his shoes.

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@IsabelTrott1 Big time. When?

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The feminine urge to get a haircut after any minor inconvenience

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You know what sucks? Giving up because you realized you finally lost.

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My costar is just asking me to stir the pot.

[🦭 @seals_withaC]

Gunna go on a HGW later, everyone watch out.

[🦭 @seals_withaC]

One thing I hate: 😂

[🦭 @seals_withaC]

I love bitmojis

[🦭 @seals_withaC]

So thankful my students gave me gastroenteritis for #TeacherAppreciationWeek 🥰🫶🏼