Sea Monkey

Angry old man stuck in a younger body. As sarcastic as Montgomery Burns is salty. #Goheels Opinions are mine & no one else's

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

Anyone else LOVE @JeremySchaap on the #NathansFamous #July4th #HotdogEatingContest ? It's so awesome how much he clearly loves the event and has fun with it! Great job to Jeremy and great job by @espn on coverage.
#Happybirthdayamerica
#America250
#JoeyChestnut

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

@amylcris Enlist in the Air Force or Air National Guard, not only would the training be free, he'd actually be paid while going through his training.

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

This needs to be the end of the #hubertdavis era. There's NO EXCUSE for this collapse except bad coaching. Today was a perfect example of the difference between Dook and #unc Duke finds a way to come back and earn a tough win, #Carolina falls apart again to lose. #FireHubert

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

@TheFigen_ You're right, they dont... because @ReelBigFish made it better...
https://t.co/pk6JcRXv8O

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

I love these videos! Wish I spoke Korean!!

[AKRiley @AKRileyy5]

The Korean TV calls of Haliburton shots continue to rule

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

@EmersonLotzia The leaves AND the moustache!

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

This is awesome!

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Next level birdwatching.

[Deana Harley @Deanaharleynews]

It’s been nearly 100 days since @NC_Governor took office and started leading North Carolina. Tonight we’re sitting down with him one-on-one, getting answers on the work he’s done & what still needs attention. #ncpol @WNCN @Queen_City_News @wnct9 @WAVY_News

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

Why is it, when the crew of @GetUpESPN is discussing the #goats they ignore #kellyslater ? The guy is an 11-time #worldchampion and won nearly HALF of those at age 33 or later; in a sport where there have only been two other world Champs older than 30?! #disrespect #norespect

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

@ATRightMovies

[Nick Scurfield @NickScurfield]

Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf at the @LAKings game

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

A wholesome thread to cleanse your timeline 🧵

1. Such a wholesome memory 🥹

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

@wydbanx Forest Gump... Jenny is the biggest villain on Hollywood History.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Trooper “who doesn’t miss leg day” able to lift haybale off the road

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

Wow!! A happy surprise in the men's #moneyinthebank opening match! I was hoping @DMcIntyreWWE would win and he did! But I have a sneaky suspicion Mr. overrated (aka C.M. Suck) is going to interfere tonight and cost Drew his MITB contract!

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

@MattBarbourTV This is the MOST Matt thing ever! LOVE it!

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

@BurtMaclin_FBI

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

@PolitiBunny

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

How cool isnthis?!?!

[Chip Michalove @ChipHHI]

2800 pound White Shark caught & sat tagged yesterday off Hilton Head. She also swam away with the first EVER camera tag put on a shark in SC, which is recording her daily routine and will detach. Can’t wait to see that. Thanks @A_WhiteShark for the tags. @MA_Sharks @GregSkomal

[Sea Monkey @seamonkeymaker]

My family room sure could use an upgrade! Let's hope I can be one of the lucky ones!#TCLUltimateGamedayUpgrade